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So You're Single?

Sunday, June 30, 2013

A little old lady was sitting on a park bench in The Villages, a Florida Adult community. A man walked over and sits down on the other end of the bench. After a few moments, the woman asks, 'Are you a stranger here?'
He replies, 'I lived here years ago.'
'So, where were you all these years?'
'In prison,' he says.
'Why did they put you in prison?'
He looked at her, and very quietly said, 'I killed my wife.'
'Oh!' said the woman. 'So you're single...?!'

Member Comments About This Blog Post:
NASFKAB 7/26/2013 12:05PM

  where did you think it up?
so funny

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JEANSHEP2 7/1/2013 2:33PM

    Mary Lou, youi always leave us laughing. You are one of a kind...and I love you.

Thanks for bringing such joy to our team.

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MOM1014 7/1/2013 11:02AM

    Still chuckling. Thanks! emoticon

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MOMMADOT630 7/1/2013 10:52AM

    Hilarious! Loved it. Thanks for brightening my rainy day. emoticon

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DEEEBEE 6/30/2013 11:50PM

    That little old lady should appreciate her single status!

DeAnne, Missourians Team

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CAT609 6/30/2013 11:17PM

    Oh boy!

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HELEN_BR 6/30/2013 10:48PM

    Oh, I just love that one!! Thanks for the laugh. . . emoticon

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