How to have a Bikini Body
Thursday, June 27, 2013
You may have seen this line floating around the internet somewhere, but I enjoy this line of thinking.
How to have a Bikini Body:
Put a Bikini on your Body.
If people stare at you, it's because they're jealous that you are wearing a bikini. They are probably just not as confident as you. They might yell some nasty things at you, but it's because they're jealous of your awesomeness and your confidence to wear that bikini. Some people are just mean and it wouldn't matter what size you were in that bikini, they'd find a flaw somewhere somehow just because they have no self-confidence or they wouldn't have to put you down.
You are bikini ready. Don't let the haters tell you otherwise. It's your body and you should flaunt it. Be confident in who you are right now! Find the suit that makes you feel good! Heck, find a nude beach if you'd rather!
When you're confident enough to be yourself, you can do anything! That includes wearing a bikini!
Today's Holidays: Bob Keeshan's Birthday (you may know him as Captain Kangaroo, 1927), Helen Keller's Birthday (1880), National Handshake Day, Sunglasses Day (we needed them today) and National Orange Blossom Day.