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Kids say the darndest things!

Thursday, June 27, 2013

A first-grade school teacher had twenty-six students in her class. She presented each child in her classroom the first half of a well-known proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb. It's hard to believe these were actually done by first graders. Their insight may surprise you.

While reading, keep in mind that these are first-graders, six-year-olds, because the last one is a classic!

1.
Don't change horses

until they stop running.


2.
Strike while the

bug is close.


3.
It's always darkest before

Daylight Saving Time.


4.
Never underestimate the power of

termites.


5.
You can lead a horse to water but

how?


6.
Don't bite the hand that

looks dirty.


7.
No news is

impossible.


8.
A miss is as good as a

Mr.


9.
You can't teach an old dog new

math.


10.
If you lie down with dogs, you'll

stink in the morning.


11.
Love all, trust

me.


12.
The pen is mightier than the

pigs.


13.
An idle mind is

the best way to relax.


14.
Where there's smoke there's

pollution..


15.
Happy the bride who

gets all the presents.


16.
A penny saved is

not much.


17.
Two's company, three's

the Musketeers.


18.
Don't put off till tomorrow what

you put on to go to bed.


19.
Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry and

you have to blow your nose.


20.
There are none so blind as

Stevie Wonder.


21.
Children should be seen and not

spanked or grounded.


22.
If at first you don't succeed

get new batteries.


23.
You get out of something only what you

see in the picture on the box.


24.
When the blind lead the blind

get out of the way.


25.
A bird in the hand

is going to poop on you.


And the WINNER and last one!

26.
Better late than

pregnant.


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Thank you. Several of these were downright creative and literally had me laughing out loud.

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2BDYNAMIC 6/28/2013 3:39PM

    Love the innocence and spontaneous answers!! Kids are just the greatest!!!
This reminds me of one week ago I went over to my neighbors house to Ask if I could borrow 1/2 C of sugar ............ her son, Michael--6 yr old boy answered, and so I asked him if "Your Mom might let me borrow 1/2 C of sugar?"
He flatly answered: "NO ............ YOU CAN'T HAVE ANY! MY DAD NEEDS IT FOR HIS COFFEE IN THE MORNING!" ............... emoticon .........
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    Adorable!

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    I smiled all the way through your blog. emoticon

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FISHINGLADY66 6/28/2013 2:03AM

    Oh how cute. Thanks so much for the wonderful laughs. Have a wonderful weekend.

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    I'm still laughing. Thank you! emoticon

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GWTRIKER 6/27/2013 8:18PM

    Those are wonderful. Once when my son was about 4 his dad and I were talking and one of us said something about "A Can of Worms" All of a sudden from the back seat of the car my son sad "Can of Worms, that is Disgusting" We laughed so darn hard!

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KARRENLYNN 6/27/2013 4:38PM

    Kids to cut thru all the BS and says whats important :)


Karen

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    It's hard to believe that they are only 6 years old.

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  Awesome Blog!!! God Blessings to You and Everyone. Have a Marvelous Day. Take Care. Hugs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    precious

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Don't know where on earth you find all of the funnies you put in your blogs, but keep 'em coming!

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