Thursday 6-27-2013 Assortment
Thursday, June 27, 2013
A teacher asked her third-grade class, “Can any of you tell me the name of the First Lady?”
Sally raised her hand and announced proudly, “Eve!”
(Ahhhh...out of the mouths of babes!)
What advanced degree did TV celebrity doctor Mehmet Oz earn along with his medical degree in 1986?
An MBA. He received a joint MD and MBA from the University of Pennsylvania School of Medicine and Wharton Business School.
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Die Hard 2 (1990)
IN THE FILM: Just before he throws his lighter into the stream of fuel and blows up the jet to kill the bad guys, John McClane (Bruce Willis) says, “Yippee kai-yay, ****** ******!”
BUT WHEN IT’S SHOWN ON TV, HE SAYS: “Yippee kai-yay, Mr. Falcon!”
The Big Lebowski (1998)
IN THE FILM: As he’s smashing a Corvette with a tire iron, Walter (John Goodman) yells to the presumed owner, “See what happens when you **** a stranger in the ***?”
BUT WHEN IT’S SHOWN ON TV, HE SAYS: “See what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps?”
On Scooby-Doo, Velma’s last name was Dinkley. Shaggy’s was Rogers.