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Thursday 6-27-2013 Assortment

Thursday, June 27, 2013

A teacher asked her third-grade class, “Can any of you tell me the name of the First Lady?”
Sally raised her hand and announced proudly, “Eve!”
(Ahhhh...out of the mouths of babes!)
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What advanced degree did TV celebrity doctor Mehmet Oz earn along with his medical degree in 1986?

An MBA. He received a joint MD and MBA from the University of Pennsylvania School of Medicine and Wharton Business School.
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Die Hard 2 (1990)

IN THE FILM: Just before he throws his lighter into the stream of fuel and blows up the jet to kill the bad guys, John McClane (Bruce Willis) says, “Yippee kai-yay, ****** ******!”

BUT WHEN IT’S SHOWN ON TV, HE SAYS: “Yippee kai-yay, Mr. Falcon!”

The Big Lebowski (1998)

IN THE FILM: As he’s smashing a Corvette with a tire iron, Walter (John Goodman) yells to the presumed owner, “See what happens when you **** a stranger in the ***?”

BUT WHEN IT’S SHOWN ON TV, HE SAYS: “See what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps?”
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On Scooby-Doo, Velma’s last name was Dinkley. Shaggy’s was Rogers.
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