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Diversity


Thursday, June 27, 2013

Recently, a large corporation hired several cannibals to increase their diversity, "You are all part of our team now," said the Human Resources rep during the welcoming briefing. "You get all the usual benefits and you can go to the cafeteria for something to eat, but please don't eat any employees."

The cannibals promised they would not.

Four weeks later their boss remarked, "You're all working very hard and I'm satisfied with your work. We have noticed a marked increase in the whole company's performance. However, one of our secretaries has disappeared. Do any of you know what happened to her?"

The cannibals all shook their heads, "No."

After the boss had left, the leader of the cannibals said to the others, "Which one of you idiots ate the secretary?" A hand rose hesitantly. "You fool!" the leader continued. "For four weeks we've been eating managers and no one noticed anything. But now, you had to go and eat someone who actually does something."
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ECONLADY 6/29/2013 1:18AM

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MISSDAISY23 6/27/2013 7:59PM

    I have read this before and still love it. Thanks for the laugh!

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DALID414 6/27/2013 4:06PM

    So that's what all offices need! I'll be sure to put this in the suggestion box' emoticon

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NAYPOOIE 6/27/2013 1:06PM

    LOL

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DOVESEYES 6/27/2013 1:56AM

    Which employment agency can we get in touch with?

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HELEN_BRU 6/27/2013 12:45AM

    Good one!

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IMREITE 6/27/2013 12:42AM

    it would be nice if some cannibals were hired at our corporate office.

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LANAHAUTH21 6/27/2013 12:04AM

  I loved it.


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