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Revenge of the Kittehs

Wednesday, June 26, 2013

During my 2 week vacation I locked the Kittehs in the basement. I had bought toddler swimming pools and filled them with water and litter and 40 pounds of food – far more than they would need – and gave them blankies and pillows to sleep on…but somehow I knew they would not appreciate my efforts and would want revenge. I had been living in mortal fear since I returned on the 20th but then l I realized just how insidious their plan was.

They are trying to kill me with guilt. They look at me with huge eyes and give sad little meows, request frequent belly rubs and follow me around so closely I trip or sit on them several times a day.

Guilt I can handle and I will survive the Revenge of the Kittehs.

Or so I thought until this morning, when Rocky decided guilt is too light a punishment and dropped a live wriggling worm in my cereal.

I am doomed.

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SUECHRIS50 6/28/2013 4:15PM

    I have a dog, she wont look at me when shes upset or she's giving me the hairy eyeball.I say come give mommy love and she turns her head. emoticon

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ADRIENALINE 6/28/2013 3:05PM

    Me oh my. I don't envy you your life! emoticon

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NINJA-NED 6/28/2013 7:54AM

    this is frightening. i'm about to go off for a week and leave our 6 cats...

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BBONET 6/27/2013 7:43PM

    emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon This is really cutie!!! Love it!!


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23KAIYA 6/27/2013 2:24PM

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DEZZIEJAMES 6/27/2013 2:21PM

    LOL. Rocky was just trying to help you up your protein intake!



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ILOVEMALI 6/27/2013 12:25AM

  This is hysterical! We have The World's Greatest Pet Sitter (Auntie Trudi) to take care of Bailey, Mali, and Gato. She's reasonable and absolves me of the guilt. And she reads to them sometimes!!

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SVELTEWARRIOR 6/26/2013 9:39PM

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GETSTRONGRRR 6/26/2013 8:59PM

    Will they net over never get over the fact that Egyptians once worshiped them as Gods?!?!? That was over 2000 years ago already....move on!

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GAYLLYNNE 6/26/2013 4:13PM

    OMG!! To funny!

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FROSTY99 6/26/2013 3:53PM

    Rocky was just trying to tell you he would wait on you and bring you food-just don't leave him again!!!! emoticon

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STARLIGHT615 6/26/2013 3:00PM

    OH MY!!!! Kitties defiently know how to take revenge!!

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FANGFACEKITTY 6/26/2013 2:23PM

    The best part is Rocky looks exactly like the second cat in the background, the darker tabby. Same white area on the face and everything.

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COOP9002 6/26/2013 1:21PM

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HOPEFULHIPPO 6/26/2013 12:59PM

    Bu-wahahahahahahaha!

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NAYPOOIE 6/26/2013 12:20PM

    ROFL. A worm is just too perfect.

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JUSTME29 6/26/2013 10:57AM

    Awwww - he tried to bring you breakfast. How is it his fault that you don't enjoy worms?

Love the picture

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ONMYMEDS 6/26/2013 8:39AM

    Yes, you are. Cats never forget, and only forgive if it suits them.

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RUNNER4LIFE08 6/26/2013 7:56AM

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DIANEWITHASMILE 6/26/2013 7:38AM

    Hilarious!

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GARDENCHRIS 6/26/2013 7:28AM

    mine does upchucks around the house !

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RASPBERRY56 6/26/2013 7:14AM

    Yeah - they'll certainly find a way to get to you!

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