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The Perfect Husband


Monday, June 24, 2013


Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone
on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker- function
and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
MAN: "Hello"
WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
MAN: "Yes"
WOMAN: "I'm at the mall now and found this beautiful leather
coat. It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"
MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much.
"WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the
new 2007 models. I saw one I really liked.
"MAN: "How mu ch?
"WOMAN: "$65,000.
"MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options.
"WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing. The house we wanted last
year is back on the market. They're asking $950,000."
MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer
$900,000.
"WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you!
"MAN: "Bye, I love you, t oo."
The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are looking
at him in astonishment. Then he smiles and asks: "Anyone know whose
phone this is?"
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DESERTDREAMERS 8/19/2013 4:55PM

    Good one emoticon

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DOLLYHOLLY 7/26/2013 10:07AM

    Yep! Perfect husband! emoticon

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KAREN608 7/22/2013 7:49PM

    Oh my.
My BIL was just here to pay $750 for not well running farm tractor that was cheaper than at home. He came by in diesel work truck, and eventually will get a trailer to collect this one with no back tires. He is going to bring another tractor and tell his wife he is trading with us but he isn't. Oh dear. That's a lot of money for something that needs work and tires. I told my husband it'd be okay if he'd let his wife have $750 but guys do not think that is sound thinking. Hum?

BIL doesn't need the tractor, just wants it as far as I can tell. Bad economy here means prices are lower. I think the John Deere tractor is from the 1940s. DH already paid for gasket material and I helped cut those out for it so it would hold oil. I am glad it is leaving someday, but sad another is coming as not much room and I fear it might need work as well. BIL lives 5 hour drive away.

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NIGHTSKYSTAR 7/22/2013 6:51PM

    Lol!!!

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WEKIMER 7/17/2013 11:20AM

    Hi Nancy, good one! kim

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REXTINE1 7/16/2013 3:00PM

    I really like this blog. It makes me glad I keep the cell phone in the car's console. emoticon

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TEXASPCMAMA 7/13/2013 6:29PM

    Greatness! Thanks for sharing!!!!

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KHAMMOND78 7/13/2013 11:52AM

    Hilarious!!!!!!! emoticon

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VTORIA3 7/12/2013 9:35PM

    LOL, loved this one and the chuckle I got! emoticon

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100LBLIGHTER 7/12/2013 5:28PM

    emoticon That was Funny !

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JOYCECAIN 7/10/2013 10:36AM

    I love your blogs. Miss you. Yes I am still without internet, and the weather here is terrible. We are having terrible storms, and I am out, SO MY SISTER CAN BE ALONE IN HER HOUSE. Take care. Love Joyce

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KLONG8 7/8/2013 11:20AM

    OK, that was funny!

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IMEMINE1 7/2/2013 7:06AM

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DUKELETO 6/26/2013 4:08PM

    That was ummmmmmmmmmm....bad!!!

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HICKOK-HALEY 6/26/2013 12:26AM

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NAYPOOIE 6/25/2013 3:43PM

    Ouch!

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JTREMBATH 6/25/2013 2:51PM

    emoticon Love it.

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GABY1948 6/25/2013 10:42AM

    LOVE it!

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KATHRYNLP 6/25/2013 8:43AM

    LOL that is too funny! emoticon

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SENATOR9 6/25/2013 7:50AM

    Hope he was not talking to Grumpy emoticon

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FERRETLOVER1 6/25/2013 6:53AM

    Oldie, but goody!!

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JULIA_211 6/25/2013 5:54AM

    What a dirty rat! emoticon

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JENJEN1004 6/25/2013 4:28AM

    LOL that is too funny! I'd love to see the owner's face when he gets home.

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BLITZEN40 6/25/2013 12:41AM

    Ha! Love it!

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WALLAHALLA 6/25/2013 12:05AM

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TEALHAWK 6/24/2013 9:31PM

  So funny!

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DORIS39 6/24/2013 8:09PM

   

AN OLDY, BUT A GOODY. I LAUGHED AGAIN. CAN'T YOU JUST IMAGINE HIM TRYING TO TALK HIMSELF OUT OF THAT ONE?

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MILLISMA 6/24/2013 7:08PM

    OMG that is too funny! Someone will be very unhappy!!!! emoticon

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CATIATM 6/24/2013 6:45PM

    Wa ha ha ha ha ha!

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LAC936 6/24/2013 5:52PM

    ROFL

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TXTOAD9970 6/24/2013 5:42PM

    too funny! emoticon

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3016DEBRA 6/24/2013 5:18PM

  emoticon emoticon emoticon GOOD ONE!

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WILDKAT781 6/24/2013 4:30PM

    literally laughed out loud!!!!

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BESCATS 6/24/2013 4:24PM

    Somebody is going to be in deep sh~t. emoticon

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434TERESA 6/24/2013 3:52PM

    LOL

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NANADERRICK 6/24/2013 3:51PM

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

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