Sunday, June 23, 2013
'Nuff said, happy happy joy joy joy! Her Majesty, AmQ, insert relevant royal titles, DID this day SUCCEED in the MAINTENANCE PROJECT of staying in the Royal Range of 120-129. And despite some really heavy royal eating going on for a goodly number of weeks, she only gained .4 this week.
The Palace Committee for the Betterment of Security Within the Realm of 120-129 DID hold a quick meeting in ye olde royal conference room following the weigh-in and Her Majesty AmQ, who chairs this committee, did request that the Royal Mathematician rework the numbers starting today and confer with the royal cook and EVERYBODY get together and MAKE IT HAPPEN that the ALL IMPORTANT DAILY WEEKLY CALORIE AVERAGE goes down somewhat in future so we DO NOT (no no no
) start on a slippery slope UP the Merry Mountain of .4 gains until we get more dangerously close to falling OFF the cliff into that TIRESOME (to us, but it really is a great weight decade, too, we are just tired of it and don't want to EVER go back) LAND OF THE 130s!
Film. At. 11!