Saturday, June 22, 2013
" The most wasted of all days is one without laughter." e.e. Cummings
Your mission if you choose to except it is a dangerous hard one. After reading this message please don't let it self destruct but pass it on instead.
You must navigate through this hard difficult thing called life. You must side swipe the evil villain Stress. You must avenge the evil villains Gluttony and Sloth. You must get up off the couch everyday and Move Move Move. You must defeat you arch enemies Heart disease, Diabetes and Arthritis. You must battle with Hunger and Cravings .
To do battle you will be armed. In your arsenal you will find your Spark Book . Read and study it well ,it could mean the difference between life or death. You will also find your water bottle , never let it leave your side. We added a healthy dose of fruits ,vegetables and nuts to give you extra power .You will be required to sleep a minimum of eight hours for this mission. Their is also a arsenal of exercise equipment use these fine tools at least once a day.
As you can tell by now we also equipped you with a lot of laughter to make your life easier , funnier and more enjoyable. It will help when the hard times hit. This could be your most important weapon. Use it often and share it often .Humor ,laughter and love can and should be used against every enemy .
So my double o seven secret spark buddies assassins do you accept this mission or not. I am counting on you. Get out there and reek havoc with some laughter. Please report back at o eight hundred hours and let me know how the mission went. Here's wishing you a successful mission filled with Love light and laughter.