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Saturday, June 22, 2013

" The most wasted of all days is one without laughter." e.e. Cummings

Your mission if you choose to except it is a dangerous hard one. After reading this message please don't let it self destruct but pass it on instead.

You must navigate through this hard difficult thing called life. You must side swipe the evil villain Stress. You must avenge the evil villains Gluttony and Sloth. You must get up off the couch everyday and Move Move Move. You must defeat you arch enemies Heart disease, Diabetes and Arthritis. You must battle with Hunger and Cravings .

To do battle you will be armed. In your arsenal you will find your Spark Book . Read and study it well ,it could mean the difference between life or death. You will also find your water bottle , never let it leave your side. We added a healthy dose of fruits ,vegetables and nuts to give you extra power .You will be required to sleep a minimum of eight hours for this mission. Their is also a arsenal of exercise equipment use these fine tools at least once a day.

As you can tell by now we also equipped you with a lot of laughter to make your life easier , funnier and more enjoyable. It will help when the hard times hit. This could be your most important weapon. Use it often and share it often .Humor ,laughter and love can and should be used against every enemy .

So my double o seven secret spark buddies assassins do you accept this mission or not. I am counting on you. Get out there and reek havoc with some laughter. Please report back at o eight hundred hours and let me know how the mission went. Here's wishing you a successful mission filled with Love light and laughter.
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MELAMA210 6/23/2013 11:12PM

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BLITZEN40 6/23/2013 12:04PM

    Cute! Always laughing here! Now if I can only get the water bottle and move, move, move part down... emoticon

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SIRENSONGS 6/23/2013 11:18AM

    emoticon Laughter is super important! I accept your mission! emoticon

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MEXGAL1 6/23/2013 10:13AM

    very timely blog for me as I seem to stress over everything. Trying to work on this as I know it effects my health. My type A personality helped me in the business world to be successful...now that I am retired I need to learn to turn it off and stop worrying about being "perfect" thank you for posting.
Have a terrific day.
Sallie

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KLMEIRING 6/23/2013 7:31AM

    This is very cute. Thanks for sharing.

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40PUDDLEJUMPER 6/23/2013 5:29AM

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JACKIE542 6/22/2013 11:19PM

    I do love this, and I accept this mission too, I am laughing. emoticon

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DARLY55 6/22/2013 9:12PM

    Laughing is the only way! emoticon

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FLAMENM 6/22/2013 3:24PM

    Laughing the day away!

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GINGER_BEAR 6/22/2013 3:10PM

    Cutest blog with a great message. emoticon

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MSLZZY 6/22/2013 2:28PM

    emoticon I accept! This is awesome!

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ALICIA214 6/22/2013 1:01PM

 


Laughter is a great tool Thanks for sharing...... emoticon

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RACEWELLWON 6/22/2013 12:43PM

    emoticon Nice Jo, thanks for prepping us for Battle of the Bulge !! emoticon

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MYUTMOST4HIM 6/22/2013 12:42PM

    "Some people drink deeply from the fountain of knowledge, he only gargled"

I read this one this morning and love it - had to share it emoticon

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