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Father of One of My Kids

Saturday, June 22, 2013

Paternity

A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him.

She says hello. He's rather taken back because he can't place where he knows her from.

So he says, "Do you know me?"

To which she replies, "I think you're the father of one of my kids."

Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, "My gosh, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I made whoopee with on the pool table with all my buddies watching while your partner whipped my behind with wet celery?"

She looks into his eyes and says calmly, "No, I'm your son's teacher."
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TXGRANDMA 6/22/2013 12:11PM

    emoticon Can you believe he SAID that? emoticon

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    Serves him right!!!! emoticon emoticon

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MYBESTNOW 6/22/2013 8:50AM

    That does say a lot! Boy, he's carrying around some luggage, huh! emoticon

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