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GRANDMA HAS A BOYFRIEND


Friday, June 21, 2013

A 5-year-old boy went to visit his grandmother one day.

Playing with his toys in her bedroom while grandma was dusting, he looked up and said,

'Grandma, how come you don't have a boyfriend now that Grandpa went to heaven?'

Grandma replied, 'Honey, my TV is my boyfriend.

I can sit in my bedroom and watch it all day long.

The religious programs make me feel good and the comedies make me laugh

... I'm happy with my TV as my boyfriend.'

Grandma turned on the TV, and the reception was terrible.

She started adjusting the knobs, trying to get the picture in focus.

Frustrated, she started hitting the backside of the TV hoping to fix the problem.

The little boy heard the doorbell ring, so he hurried to open the door and there stood Grandma's minister.

The minister said, 'Hello son, is your Grandma home?'

The little boy replied, 'Yeah, she's in the bedroom bangin' her boyfriend.'

The minister fainted.

Now, that's funny... I don't care WHO you are!
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PATKEEF1 6/22/2013 4:28PM

    emoticon emoticon Too funny

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    Thank you for a great laugh!!! LOVE IT!!! emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon
Blessings and hugs,
Helen

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DEE107 6/22/2013 12:38AM

    lol

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DIDMIS 6/21/2013 10:12PM

    Out of the mouths of babes and sucklings. We have to be careful what we say in front of children.

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LKWQUILTER 6/21/2013 10:06PM

    LOL

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    good one...lol

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Have a wonderful time in Norfolk!!! I will be anxious to hear what you find out.

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SUSIEPH1 6/21/2013 6:54PM

    emoticon emoticon hysterical Caz ..
We couldn't top laughing .. Love Colin and Susie xxxx emoticon emoticon emoticon

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    emoticon Thanks for the laugh!

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    lol

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REBECCAMA 6/21/2013 4:25PM

  LOL! Maybe grandma should get rid of her boyfriend. Sounds like she needs a new one anyway.

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MILLISMA 6/21/2013 4:14PM

    OMG, that is so cute!!! Out of the mouths of babes!!!

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MNNICE 6/21/2013 3:43PM

    Yep, funny for sure!

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    OMG emoticon That was funny.

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    emoticon emoticon emoticon good one, Caz!

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    LOL! I'm going to miss these while you're on vacation!

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HEALTHY4ME 6/21/2013 7:09AM

    LOL now THAT is why little kids shouldn't answer the door! LOL HAHA

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