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Good Questions!

Thursday, June 20, 2013


How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered

Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?

Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

What disease did cured ham actually have?

How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

Why is it that people say they 'slept like a baby' when babies wake up like every two hours?

Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?

Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?

Why do doctors leave the room while you change?
They're going to see you naked anyway...

Why is 'bra' singular and 'panties' plural?

Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?

If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?

Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?

Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?

Why did you just try singing the two songs above?

Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's
face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride he sticks his head out the window?

Why, Why, Why

do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting dead?

Why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when they know there is not enough money?

Why does someone believe you when you say there are four
billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?

Why do they use sterilised needles
for death by lethal injection?

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?

Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?

Why is it that no matter what colour bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?

Is there ever a day that mattresses
are not on sale?

Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialised?

Why do people keep running over a thread a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the
vacuum one more chance?

Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?

How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light

Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?

In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?

How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?


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ARTJAC 6/23/2013 2:24AM


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ALEXSGIRL1 6/21/2013 7:20PM

    why oh why love it thank you

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DEE107 6/21/2013 12:07AM

    love it thanks

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RAINBOWMF 6/20/2013 11:33PM


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DFROMTX 6/20/2013 5:56PM

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IAMAGEMLOVER 6/20/2013 5:44PM

    This always makes me smile.

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CATLADY52 6/20/2013 4:42PM

    emoticon questions that perplex me too.

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BLUEANGELLK 6/20/2013 2:36PM

    Why does everyone look when you tell them not to look somewhere or at someone?


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ANNEMAC5 6/20/2013 1:56PM

    nice one such important questions emoticon

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GRNDMOM43 6/20/2013 11:04AM

    emoticon send me the answers as soon as you have them! emoticon

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_BACK2BASICS_ 6/20/2013 11:01AM

    Thanks for sharing and for the smile it put on my face. emoticon

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GAYEMC 6/20/2013 10:44AM

    Great ones, haven't seen them in a while.

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IDLETYME 6/20/2013 10:29AM

    Love 'em - those are great. And, I really do wonder about some of them????

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JUDY1676 6/20/2013 10:28AM

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JOYINKY 6/20/2013 10:01AM


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KATHRYNLP 6/20/2013 9:57AM

    Been awhile since I've seen these... emoticon

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1CRAZYDOG 6/20/2013 9:16AM

    Why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when they know there is not enough money?

OK that's one of my favorites. OY

thanks for the smiles.

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MILLISMA 6/20/2013 9:01AM

    Haven't seen this list in a long time. It is funny. Thanks for posting!!! emoticon

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GABY1948 6/20/2013 8:56AM

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MARITIMER3 6/20/2013 8:37AM

    Good ones - thanks.

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WHISPERINGPINE9 6/20/2013 8:18AM

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    Ok yes i did sing the emoticon

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SENATOR9 6/20/2013 7:54AM

    I dun't know ,Go ask Pete emoticon

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LOVESLIFE48 6/20/2013 7:44AM

    All very good questions and I don't have a single answer!!! emoticon

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ONMYMEDS 6/20/2013 7:18AM

    I'm just happy I'm not the only one haunted by these things.


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SHAWFAN 6/20/2013 7:11AM

    emoticon All thought provoking! Thanks for sharing, CAZ!

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HEALTHY4ME 6/20/2013 6:53AM

    LOL going to share them and yes I did sing the songs and the heat one about summer and winter is so true. I am so so hot at 70 now, but in winter am OMG it is cold lol

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NISSANGIRL 6/20/2013 6:50AM

    I loved this!!! emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon

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SUSIEPH1 6/20/2013 6:43AM

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IMEMINE1 6/20/2013 6:42AM


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BEFIT016 6/20/2013 6:38AM


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MEDDYPEDDY 6/20/2013 4:41AM

    Loved those! Food for thought!

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AKELAZ 6/20/2013 3:27AM

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Trying to pick a favourite was impossible - SO funny - not to say accurate!!

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0309COOKIE 6/20/2013 3:09AM

    Very thought provoking questions!

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