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Just a Joke

Sunday, June 16, 2013

Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle. He has 2 large bags over his shoulders. The guard stops him and says, "What's in the bags?" "Sand" he says.

The guard says, "we'll just see about that. Get off the bike." The guard takes the bags and rips them apart; he empties them out and finds nothing in them but sand. He detains Juan overnight and has the sand analyzed, only to discover it is just pure sand in the bags. The guard releases Juan, puts the sand into new bags, hefts them onto the man's shoulders, and lets him cross the border.

A week later, the same thing happens. The guard asks, "What have you got?"
"Sand" says Juan.

The guard does his thorough examination and discovers that the bags contain nothing but sand. He gives the sand back to Juan, and he crosses the border o his bicycle.

This sequence of events is repeated every day for three years. Finally , Juan doesn't show up one day and the guard meets him in a Cantina in Mexico.

"Hey, Buddy", says the guard, "I know you are smuggling something. It's driving me crazy.It's all I think about....I can't sleep. Just between you and me, what are you smuggling?"
Juan sips his beer and says, "Bicycles."

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    Best joke I've read in a long time! emoticon

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    Can't see the forest for the trees! LOL!

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    That was good!

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  Very funny!

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