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Dinosaur Jokes

Friday, June 14, 2013

Q. What do dinosaurs have that no other animals have?
A. Baby Dinosaurs.

Q. Where does a Tyrannosaurus sit when he comes to stay?
A. Anywhere he wants to.

Q. What did they call prehistoric sailing disasters?
A. Tyrannosaurus wrecks.

Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
A: Because the chicken joke wasn't invented yet.

Q. Can you name 10 dinosaurs in 10 seconds?
A. Yes, 8 Iguanadons and 2 Stegasaurus.

Q. What do you call a dinosaur as tall as a house, with long sharp teeth, and 12 claws on each foot?
A. Sir.

Q. What do you call a dinosaur as tall as a house, with long sharp teeth, 12 claws on each foot and a personal stereo over his ears?
A. Anything you like, he won't hear you!

Q. What do you get if you cross a mouse with a Triceratops?
A. Enormous holes in the base boards.

Q. How can you tell if there is a dinosaur in bed with you?
A. By the `D' on his pajamas.

Q. How do you know if there is a Brachiosaurus in bed with you?
A. By the dinosnores.

Q: What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?
A: Try and try and try and try-sarratops

Q: What made the dinosaur's car stop ?
A: A flat Tire-annosaurus !

Q: What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars ?
A: Tyrannosaurus wrecks !

Q: What type of tool does a prehistoric reptile carpenter use?
A: A dino-saw !

Q: What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?
A: Bronco-saurus or a Tyrannasourus Tex

Q: Who makes dinosaur clothes?
A: dino-sewer.

Q: Where does a dinosaur lay in the sun?
A: At the dino-shore

Q: Which dinosaur slept all day ?
A: The dino-snore!

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