Q. What do dinosaurs have that no other animals have?
A. Baby Dinosaurs.
Q. Where does a Tyrannosaurus sit when he comes to stay?
A. Anywhere he wants to.
Q. What did they call prehistoric sailing disasters?
A. Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
A: Because the chicken joke wasn't invented yet.
Q. Can you name 10 dinosaurs in 10 seconds?
A. Yes, 8 Iguanadons and 2 Stegasaurus.
Q. What do you call a dinosaur as tall as a house, with long sharp teeth, and 12 claws on each foot?
Q. What do you call a dinosaur as tall as a house, with long sharp teeth, 12 claws on each foot and a personal stereo over his ears?
A. Anything you like, he won't hear you!
Q. What do you get if you cross a mouse with a Triceratops?
A. Enormous holes in the base boards.
Q. How can you tell if there is a dinosaur in bed with you?
A. By the `D' on his pajamas.
Q. How do you know if there is a Brachiosaurus in bed with you?
A. By the dinosnores.
Q: What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?
A: Try and try and try and try-sarratops
Q: What made the dinosaur's car stop ?
A: A flat Tire-annosaurus !
Q: What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars ?
A: Tyrannosaurus wrecks !
Q: What type of tool does a prehistoric reptile carpenter use?
A: A dino-saw !
Q: What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?
A: Bronco-saurus or a Tyrannasourus Tex
Q: Who makes dinosaur clothes?
Q: Where does a dinosaur lay in the sun?
A: At the dino-shore
Q: Which dinosaur slept all day ?
A: The dino-snore!
TGIF - have a great day.