Thursday 6-13-2013 Assortment
Thursday, June 13, 2013
Eric: Where did you get those beautiful big blue eyes?
Lisa: They came with my face.
THIS DAY IN TV
Happy birthday to Paul Lynde, born this day in 1926, and best known for his quips on Hollywood Squares.
Host Peter Marshall: True or false: Research indicates that Columbus liked to wear bloomers and long stockings.
Lynde: It’s not easy to sign a crew up for six months.
Marshall: What are “dual purpose” cattle good for that other cattle aren’t?
Lynde: They give milk and cookies. I don’t recommend the cookies.
Marshall: Pride, anger, covetousness, lust, gluttony, envy, and sloth are collectively known as what?
Lynde: The Bill of Rights.
Game-show host Wink Martindale had a top-ten song in 1959 with “Deck of Cards.”