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Thursday 6-13-2013 Assortment

Thursday, June 13, 2013

Eric: Where did you get those beautiful big blue eyes?
Lisa: They came with my face.
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THIS DAY IN TV

Happy birthday to Paul Lynde, born this day in 1926, and best known for his quips on Hollywood Squares.

Host Peter Marshall: True or false: Research indicates that Columbus liked to wear bloomers and long stockings.
Lynde: It’s not easy to sign a crew up for six months.


Marshall: What are “dual purpose” cattle good for that other cattle aren’t?
Lynde: They give milk and cookies. I don’t recommend the cookies.


Marshall: Pride, anger, covetousness, lust, gluttony, envy, and sloth are collectively known as what?
Lynde: The Bill of Rights.
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Game-show host Wink Martindale had a top-ten song in 1959 with “Deck of Cards.”

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