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Dog jokes

Wednesday, June 12, 2013

For a change of pace

Q: How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?
A: Terrier-fied!

Q: What do you get if you cross a gun dog with a telephone?
A: A golden receiver!

Q: What do you get if you cross a Beatle and an Australian dog?
A: Dingo Starr!

Q: What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?
A: The collie wobbles!

Q: What do you call a black Eskimo dog?
A: A dusky husky!

Q: How is a dog and a marine biologist alike?
A: One wags a tail and the other tags a whale.

Q: What do you get if you cross a dog with a frog?
A: A dog that can lick you from the other side of the road!

Q: When does a dog go "moo"?
A: When it is learning a new language!

Q: Why do dogs bury bones in the ground?
A: Because you can't bury them in trees!

Q: Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
A: He was trying to make both ends meet!

Q: What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
A: A collie-flower!

Have a great day

Member Comments About This Blog Post:
IDLETYME 6/14/2013 11:51AM

    Great Giggles. emoticon

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KAYYVAUGHN 6/13/2013 7:35AM

    Thanks. I liked those Q/As.

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BROWNCOFIDDLER 6/12/2013 10:34PM

    Thanks for the chuckles!!

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GAYLLYNNE 6/12/2013 4:59PM

    LOL - Cute!

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IAMWINNING 6/12/2013 1:43PM

    {giggle} thanks for the jokes

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JEANNETTE59 6/12/2013 12:42PM

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JEWELMAKER1 6/12/2013 9:33AM

    Thanks for the giggles! Two paws up! emoticon

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FELINEBETTER 6/12/2013 9:21AM

    LOL Equal time for canines! lol emoticon emoticon

Gotta love our critters! emoticon

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YMWONG22 6/12/2013 9:16AM

  Very funny jokes. Really like the last one, "collie-flower".
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