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Lawyer/Doctor Joke!


Wednesday, June 12, 2013

A lawyer was cross-examining the doctor about whether or not he had checked the pulse of the deceased before he signed the death certificate. "No," the doctor said. "I did not check his pulse." "And did you listen for a heartbeat?" asked the lawyer. "No I did not," the doctor said. "So," said the lawyer, "when you signed the death certificate, you had not taken steps to make sure he was dead." The doctor said, "Well, let me put it this way. The man's brain was in a jar on my desk but, for all I know, he could be out practicing law somewhere."
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FATHINSN 6/17/2013 6:02PM

    Hehe, love this, I wonder if actually happened :D

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SHARJOPAUL 6/13/2013 2:41PM

    LOL

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MNNICE 6/12/2013 5:26PM

    One of my favorite lawyer jokes! Even though I work in a law office, love the jokes!

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PLATINUM755 6/12/2013 4:18PM

    emoticon Luv it!

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OVERACTIVEELBOW 6/12/2013 8:42AM

    Good one, Thanks.
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ROX525 6/12/2013 5:50AM

    Good one!

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NEEDTOBESLIM3 6/12/2013 5:26AM

    He, he. XX

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COCK-ROBIN 6/12/2013 4:50AM

    LOL! This made my day.

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