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How Many Dogs Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?


Wednesday, June 12, 2013

How Many Dogs Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?

(as a disclaimer, I received this on a chihuahua list. I have 3 chihuahuas. Apparently, one male thinks he is a Border Collie, the other male thinks he is a Golden Retriever, and the girl is part Poodle and part Malamute...)

Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned-out light bulb?

Border Collie: Just one. And I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.

Dachshund: I can't reach the stupid lamp!

Toy Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.

Rottweiler: Go Ahead! Make me!

Shih-tzu: Puh-leeze, dah-ling. Let the servants. . . .

Lab: Oh, me, me!!! Pleeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Can I?

Malamute: Let the Border collie do it.. You can feed me while he's busy.

Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.

Doberman Pinscher: While it's dark, I'm going to sleep on the couch.

Mastiff: Mastiffs are NOT afraid of the dark.

Hound Dog: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb.

Pointer: I see it, there it is, right there...

Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares?

Australian Shepherd: Put all the light bulbs in a little circle...

Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? Light bulb? That thing I just ate was a light bulb?

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ELISADENK 8/13/2013 10:34PM

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MORTICIAADDAMS 6/19/2013 11:50AM

    LOL!! my husband is a border collie.

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-ICANDOIT- 6/13/2013 8:58AM

    Cute- an Oakley- the lab was right on target!

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-LINDA_S 6/12/2013 3:58PM

    emoticon Thanks!

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INSPIREBYNATURE 6/12/2013 10:00AM

    ahahahha I love this! I have a collie, chihuaha and a pit/rot

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GRAMMY_22 6/12/2013 5:46AM

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JIBBIE49 6/12/2013 4:31AM

    Funny

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OLIVIANIGHT 6/12/2013 1:41AM

    Hehe thanks for making me smile first thing in the morning : )

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ALICIA214 6/12/2013 12:53AM

 
I often wondered what dogs talk about amongst themselves. Thank you for clearing that up..

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TEMPEST272002 6/12/2013 12:47AM

    I love dog humour. DeeOhGee is my greatest source of laughter. She doesn't really fit any of these those. She's an Irish Wolfhound cross. Loves to be out running in the country, but in town and in the house, she's a big old scaredy-dog. She'd be "Light bulb? Is that dangerous? I'd better go hide in the closet until border collie finishes her work!"

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