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Weekly funnies: Are you smarter than a 16 year old?

Tuesday, June 11, 2013




The following questions were set in last year's GED examination

These are genuine answers (from 16 year olds)............and they WILL breed.

Q. Name the four seasons
A. Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar

Q. Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink
A. Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists

Q. How is dew formed
A. The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire

Q. What causes the tides in the oceans
A. The tides are a fight between the earth and the moon. All water tends to flow towards the moon, because there is no water on the moon, and nature abhors a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins the fight

Q. What guarantees may a mortgage company insist on
A. If you are buying a house they will insist that you are well endowed

Q. In a democratic society, how important are elections
A. Very important. Sex can only happen when a male gets an election

Q. What are steroids
A. Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs

Q.. What happens to your body as you age
A. When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental

Q. What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty
A. He says goodbye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery

Q. Name a major disease associated with cigarettes
A. Premature death

Q. What is artificial insemination
A. When the farmer does it to the bull instead of the cow

Q. How can you delay milk turning sour
A. Keep it in the cow

Q. How are the main 20 parts of the body categorised (e.g. The abdomen)
A. The body is consisted into 3 parts - the brainium, the borax and the abdominal cavity. The brainium contains the brain, the borax contains the heart and lungs and the abdominal cavity contains the five bowels: A, E, I,O,U..

Q. What is the fibula?
A. A small lie

Q. What does 'varicose' mean?
A. Nearby

Q. What is the most common form of birth control
A. Most people prevent contraception by wearing a condominium

Q. Give the meaning of the term 'Caesarean section'
A. The caesarean section is a district in Rome

Q. What is a seizure?
A. A Roman Emperor. (Julius Seizure, I came, I saw, I had a fit)

Q. What is a terminal illness
A. When you are sick at the airport.

Q. Give an example of a fungus. What is a characteristic feature?
A. Mushrooms. They always grow in damp places and they look like umbrellas

Q. Use the word 'judicious' in a sentence to show you understand its meaning
A. Hands that judicious can be soft as your face.

Q. What does the word 'benign' mean?
A. Benign is what you will be after you be eight (absolutely brilliant)

Q. What is a turbine?
A. Something an Arab or Shreik wears on his head

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WALLAHALLA 6/12/2013 7:18PM

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BESCATS 6/12/2013 6:29PM

    My DH kept looking at me as a burst out laughing, then he finally asked why ?

It is scary to think we will be releasing these kids on the world. emoticon

The one on how to keep milk from souring ~ leave it in the cow. Kind of makes sense, but the cow may not be happy !!

Thanks for sharing ~ these were hilarious !!

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SPOONGIRLDEB 6/12/2013 6:02PM

    OMG!!! This blog should have come with a warning...reading it on bus and trying not to burst into hysterical laughter! My fav...artificial insemination "when the farmer does it to the bull instead of the cow"...sounds good to me! Thanks for sharing!

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SARAHTAIT 6/12/2013 2:35PM

    Awesome..thank you I love this!

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STODD251 6/12/2013 12:23PM

    Very funny! I would doubt these answers, but I get answers just as crazy from fifth graders, so they're likely to be true.

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MRSTABER 6/12/2013 11:31AM

    OMG! Laughed so hard!

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GABY1948 6/12/2013 10:24AM

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NELLJONES 6/12/2013 10:21AM

    Very funny. I sent this to my schoolteacher sister.

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123ELAINE456 6/12/2013 9:55AM

  Oh so Funny and Cute. These are far out answers. Laughing so hard about the answers. Crazy!!! God Blessings to You and Everyone. Have a Super Nice Day. Take Care. Hugs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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FUNLOVEN 6/12/2013 7:10AM

    I know - this is a test to see if I believe people really gave these answers. Right ?!

Thanks for the morning chuckle emoticon

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KLMEIRING 6/12/2013 4:53AM

    Where did you find these? Crazy!

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FLEMIDG 6/12/2013 12:45AM

    Thank you so much for sharing this. I laughed so hard I cried.

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IMREITE 6/12/2013 12:22AM

    Some of them had to be smart alacks.

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BIGPAWSUP 6/11/2013 11:25PM

    I'm not certain if this is funny or scary!

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KARIDIAN1 6/11/2013 11:20PM

    Not only will they breed, they will vote! That is the scarey part.

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JUST_BREATHE08 6/11/2013 11:06PM

    ROFLMBO!!! emoticon emoticon

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ALIHIKES 6/11/2013 9:54PM

    Very funny -- and a little scary that these were real responses by 16 year old GED test takers!

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MERRYMARY42 6/11/2013 9:31PM

    You definitely made this person smile, loved then

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ELVISINTHEHOUSE 6/11/2013 9:30PM

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1CRAZYDOG 6/11/2013 8:33PM

    These answers are hysterical!

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FISHINGLADY66 6/11/2013 8:10PM

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MYBULLDOGS 6/11/2013 8:09PM

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my son is a teacher. its scary how the kids of today think

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DELLMEL 6/11/2013 8:03PM

  I thought that was cute. Enjoy the question and answer.

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GWTRIKER 6/11/2013 7:32PM

    Those were great--thanks for sharing.

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KARRENLYNN 6/11/2013 7:29PM

    Breeding??? please no!! But on the other hand, I think points could be awarded for creativity emoticon

Have a great week!

Karen

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