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cat jokes

Tuesday, June 11, 2013

Why don't cats play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs.

What is a cat's way of keeping law & order? Claw Enforcement.

Did you hear about the cat who swallowed a ball of wool? She had mittens.

What do you call the cat that was caught by the police? The purrpatrator.

Why is the cat so grouchy? Because he's in a bad mewd.

What do cats like to eat for breakfast? Mice Krispies.

Where is one place that your cat can sit, but you can't? Your lap.

Why did the cat run from the tree? Because it was afraid of the bark!

How many cats can you put into an empty box? Only one. After that, the box isn't empty.

How do cats end a fight? They hiss and make up.

What does a cat like to eat on a hot day? A mice cream cone.

What do you get when you cross a chick with an alley cat? A peeping tom.

If lights run on electricity and cars run on gas, what do cats run on? Their paws.

What do you call a cat that lives in an igloo? An eskimew!
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IDLETYME 6/14/2013 11:53AM

    Enjoyed them all - Thanks for sharing!!! emoticon

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JEANNE229 6/12/2013 9:12AM

    fun

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BROWNCOFIDDLER 6/11/2013 11:19PM

    Thanks for the chuckles!!

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BARCLE 6/11/2013 9:10PM

    These were great lol emoticon

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MJLUVSANIMALS 6/11/2013 8:18PM

    Cute, cute, cute!!!!

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MILLISMA 6/11/2013 8:12PM

    Ha, ha....I will have to copy this and send to my kids. Love it emoticon emoticon

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JESUSLIGHTSMEUP 6/11/2013 12:29PM

  These really made me laugh ....thanks I appreciate laughing emoticon emoticon emoticon

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JEANNETTE59 6/11/2013 11:17AM

  Good ones emoticon

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