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Ideas on How to Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity

Monday, June 10, 2013

My cousin just sent this to me. . . Guess she thinks I need some laughs today.



To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write ' For Marijuana'.

2. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

3. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.

4. Sing Along At The Opera.

5. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend
Their Party Because You have a headache.

6. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot,
Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'

7. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, 'Due To The Economy,
We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'

And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity

8. PICK UP A BOX OF CONDOMS AT THE PHARMACY,
GO TO THE COUNTER AND ASK WHERE THE FITTING ROOM IS.

If you can't afford a doctor, go to an airport - you'll get a free x-ray and a breast exam and; if you mention Al Qaeda, you'll get a free colonoscopy.

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SARAHTAIT 6/15/2013 11:20AM

    So funny..thanks for sharing these....

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KARIDIAN1 6/12/2013 7:57PM

    Funny! You come up with some good ones.

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MRSTABER 6/12/2013 11:29AM

    I love this!

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MOMMAPAM1 6/11/2013 9:03PM

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BEBARB149 6/11/2013 2:10PM

    Great! I'll make it my thought for the day.

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LEANNAW4 6/11/2013 10:09AM

    I will implement these immediately! (Except for the condom one for obvious reasons). LOL

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123ELAINE456 6/11/2013 10:07AM

  Hilarious!!! Fun Stuff!!! LOL!!! God Blessings To You and Everyone. Have a Delightful Day. Take Care. Hugs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!

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GABY1948 6/11/2013 10:01AM

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FUNLOVEN 6/11/2013 8:21AM

    OMG ! This is just tooooo funny !!! I copied and pasted it in an e-mail to some of my friends. Hope you don't mind. I have absolutely no sense of humor so I had to borrow yours emoticon

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MSLZZY 6/11/2013 7:33AM

    emoticon Outrageous! LOL! I like your style!

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BONNIEMARGAY 6/11/2013 4:23AM

    Cute!

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XME501 6/10/2013 11:16PM

    Love this!!

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WALLAHALLA 6/10/2013 11:10PM

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BIGPAWSUP 6/10/2013 10:31PM

    That's great!

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KARRENLYNN 6/10/2013 10:02PM

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GWTRIKER 6/10/2013 9:35PM

    LOL--I remember when drive thrus first came along. My X would always say "to Go" I have never seen #8 before. Those were good, thanks for sharing.

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KELLIEBEAN 6/10/2013 9:23PM

    Funny stuff!

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FISHINGLADY66 6/10/2013 9:12PM

    emoticon Love it!

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1CRAZYDOG 6/10/2013 7:47PM

    Too funny! HUGS and smiles.

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ELVISINTHEHOUSE 6/10/2013 7:47PM

    Hilarious! I'm wondering, though, if #6 might not violate the First Amendment, you know, like yelling fire in a crowded theater. Gosh...it would be fun to do, though, just to see the looks on people's faces. Insanity, evidently, can be a lot of fun.

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NSPIXIE 6/10/2013 7:45PM

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KRITTEN1 6/10/2013 7:40PM

    very funny!! emoticon

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SUSANELAINE1956 6/10/2013 7:31PM

    emoticon Made me laugh out loud!

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