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Top 10 ways to brighten your day by annoying others.

Monday, June 10, 2013

1. Specify that your drive-thru order is "to go."
2. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.
3. Practice making fax and modem noises.
4. Make beeping noises when you back up.
5. Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears.
6. Yell out random numbers while someone is counting.
7. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: "Do you hear that?"...."What?..."Never mind, it's gone now."
8. As much as possible, skip rather than walk.
9. While making presentations, occasionally bob your head like a parakeet.
10.Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.
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YMWONG22 6/17/2013 12:33AM

  Naughty and funny. emoticon emoticon emoticon

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NASFKAB 6/15/2013 3:44PM

  lovely

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CARL-ASCHLUGE 6/11/2013 8:38AM

    Another is to order a cup of coffee "to drink."

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GIA_ROSY 6/11/2013 7:30AM

    #10 is my favorite... emoticon

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TERRY0217 6/11/2013 6:50AM

    You are tooo much!!! emoticon emoticon

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FISHER011 6/11/2013 2:34AM

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WOUBBIE 6/10/2013 11:44PM

    I'm TOTALLY trying number 10! Gotta find my sunglasses with the reflective coating to complete the effect, though.

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HELEN_BRU 6/10/2013 11:13PM

    That last one really did me in!

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MISSDAISY23 6/10/2013 10:25PM

    I can't stop laughing! emoticon

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LADYIRISH317 6/10/2013 10:05PM

    You are seriously EVIL!
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DALID414 6/10/2013 9:11PM

    I always do #6!! emoticon

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DWSCHUYLER 6/10/2013 8:35PM

    This cracked me up today! emoticon emoticon

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DOVESEYES 6/10/2013 7:09PM

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BARBANNA 6/10/2013 6:38PM

    I like random acts of kindness better, call me boring! emoticon

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GUTSHOT 6/10/2013 5:28PM

    You forgot setting all the alarm clocks on display at walmart to go off at the same time.

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KRITTEN1 6/10/2013 4:52PM

    i've done 4 & 6.

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JACKIE542 6/10/2013 4:31PM

    emoticon So funny!

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KITT52 6/10/2013 4:27PM

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JANET552 6/10/2013 4:06PM

    I think I'll go outside right now with the hair dryer. emoticon

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