America, we have some serious issues
Sunday, June 09, 2013
Ok. Houston we have a problem. Truer words were never spoken. I just got emails from all the sp groups I belong to. Here's what it says
No topic off limits
Classic rock fans
San Antonio digest
Columbus city digest
Men you're not alone
Sp class march 17-23 2013
You guys suck. Out of all these groups how in the hell am I the fitness leader in every one of them. This is just wrong
I mean sure I run for 50 minutes every morning. Ok. I spend 10 minutes or so doing core work. And I guess i do manage 28 flights of stairs a day. And I suppose I do spend 10 hours a day chasing cars up and down the assembly line. So that's a 10, add 1, carry the 4, divid by, um ok. Damn. No wonder I'm leading all these groups. I spend 14 hours a day in motion. So, um, Do I get a wheaties endorsement with this.
Never mind America. We now return you to your local programming.
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