Droppin' it Low
Saturday, June 08, 2013
When you are 230 lbs and haven't been on a bicycle in 15 years, and you start riding the stationary bike at the gym for 15-30 minutes at a time, you realize there is more than one way to interpret "feel the burn".
I believe that there *has* to be a market for a bike seat shaped like a catcher's mitt that provides support for the circumference of the apple-bottomed riders, rather than the pin-point support felt by Ms. Ladybits and her backyard neighbor that is currently offered by bike seats.
I rode on a Harley from Sacramento to Tahoe once, and when I dismounted the bike, I realized I couldn't feel my southern states. That lasted for about a day. But I tell ya what--I would have preferred that state of numbness to the pinchy-pokey pain from these bicycle seats.
Are you listening Cannondale, Huffy, Schwinn, and Mongoose? Big-bottomed gals like to ride too!!! That sounds like a song...
(Sung to the tune of FloRida's "Low", the 'Apple-bottom jeans' song)
My bike has Apple-bottom seats
Curved for my buns
Ain't no pain just nothing but fun
And you know what?
I fill it up
It cups my butt butt butt butt butt butt butt