Advertisement -- Learn more about ads on this site.


    IDLETYME   152,148
SparkPoints
100,000 or more SparkPoints
 
 
Know Your Ten Commandments

Tuesday, June 04, 2013


Henry, who was very elderly, was unhappy because he had lost his favorite hat. Instead of buying a new one, he decided he would go to church and steal one out of the entrance porch when the worshippers were busy praying.

When Henry arrived at the church an usher intercepted him at the door and took him to a pew where he had to sit and listen to the entire sermon on 'The Ten Commandments.'
After the service, Henry met the vicar in the vestibule doorway, shook his hand vigorously, and told him, 'I want to thank you Father for saving my soul today. I came to church to steal a hat and after hearing your sermon on the 10 Commandments, I decided against it.'

The vicar answered, 'You mean the commandment ' Thou shall not steal' changed your mind?'
'No, 'retorted Henry, 'the one about adultery did. As soon as you said that, I remembered where I had left my old hat.'
SHARE
  Member Comments About This Blog Post:

PAMNANGEL 7/28/2013 8:25PM

    emoticon

Report Inappropriate Comment
ARTJAC 6/12/2013 6:23AM

    emoticon

Report Inappropriate Comment
BLITZEN40 6/10/2013 9:32AM

    Terrible! But funny! emoticon

Report Inappropriate Comment
SHARJOPAUL 6/10/2013 8:34AM

    LOL

Report Inappropriate Comment
LAC936 6/9/2013 5:35PM

    Uh oh! emoticon emoticon emoticon

Report Inappropriate Comment
ELIZACG9 6/7/2013 5:38PM

    naughty emoticon

Report Inappropriate Comment
IMEMINE1 6/7/2013 10:57AM

    emoticon

Report Inappropriate Comment
HELEN_BRU 6/5/2013 10:35AM

    emoticon

Report Inappropriate Comment
NYARAMULA 6/5/2013 10:19AM

    emoticon

Report Inappropriate Comment
MILLISMA 6/5/2013 9:44AM

    Ha, ha, ha!!! Didn't see that one coming emoticon emoticon

Report Inappropriate Comment
KATHRYNLP 6/5/2013 8:46AM

    I didn't see that coming! emoticon

Report Inappropriate Comment
SENATOR9 6/5/2013 8:34AM

    emoticon emoticon

Report Inappropriate Comment
NIGHTSKYSTAR 6/5/2013 7:45AM

    Lol

Report Inappropriate Comment
HICKOK-HALEY 6/4/2013 11:51PM

    emoticon

Report Inappropriate Comment
TXMEMAW6 6/4/2013 11:24PM

    emoticon

Report Inappropriate Comment
TERRY0217 6/4/2013 11:19PM

    That is exactly what I needed after a long day! emoticon

Report Inappropriate Comment
TEALHAWK 6/4/2013 10:28PM

  Be sure your sin will find you out!

Report Inappropriate Comment
WALLAHALLA 6/4/2013 8:42PM

    snicker snicker snort

Report Inappropriate Comment
LINDAK25 6/4/2013 7:35PM

    emoticon

Report Inappropriate Comment
CJBAGGINS 6/4/2013 6:26PM

    Oh dear.
emoticon

cj

Report Inappropriate Comment
BESCATS 6/4/2013 5:50PM

    Chuckle emoticon Never to old, I guess ~ just a bad memory.

Thanks for bringing a smile to my face !!

Report Inappropriate Comment
DORIS39 6/4/2013 4:46PM

   

SEE...THEY DO COME IN HANDY SOMETIME. LOL.

Report Inappropriate Comment
0309COOKIE 6/4/2013 4:35PM

    Oh, my!

Report Inappropriate Comment
GK1963 6/4/2013 4:32PM

    didn't see that coming!

Report Inappropriate Comment
I*AM*BLESSED 6/4/2013 4:06PM

    emoticon

Report Inappropriate Comment
LAINYC 6/4/2013 3:55PM

    emoticon

Report Inappropriate Comment
LIVINGFREE19 6/4/2013 3:47PM

    emoticon

Report Inappropriate Comment
JULIA_211 6/4/2013 3:27PM

    YIKES! emoticon emoticon

Report Inappropriate Comment
NEW-CAZ 6/4/2013 3:25PM

    emoticon

Report Inappropriate Comment
CATIATM 6/4/2013 3:01PM

    emoticon

Report Inappropriate Comment
NAYPOOIE 6/4/2013 2:57PM

    LOL

Report Inappropriate Comment

Add Your Comment to the Blog Post


Log in to post a comment.
 


Other Entries by IDLETYME