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Thursday, May 23, 2013

Kevin had shingles.

Those of us who spend much time in a doctor's office should appreciate this!

Doesn't it seem more and more that physicians are running their practices like an assembly line? Here's what happened to Kevin:

Kevin walked into a doctor's office and the receptionist asked him what he had. Kevin said: 'Shingles.' So she wrote down his name, address, medical insurance number and told him to have a seat.

Fifteen minutes later a nurse's aide came out and asked Kevin what he had...
Kevin said, 'Shingles.' So she wrote down his height, weight, a complete medical history and told Kevin to wait in the examining room.

A half hour later a nurse came in and asked Kevin what he had. Kevin said, 'Shingles..' So the nurse gave Kevin a blood test, a blood pressure test, an electrocardiogram, and told Kevin to take off all his clothes and wait for the doctor.

An hour later the doctor came in and found Kevin sitting patiently in the nude and asked Kevin what he had.

Kevin said, 'Shingles.' The doctor asked, 'Where?'

Kevin said, 'Outside on the truck. Where do you want me to unload 'em??'

Member Comments About This Blog Post:
PICKIE98 6/18/2013 2:16PM

    I am glad my doc is not like that!BUT it is hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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LIVELYGIRL2 5/25/2013 6:30PM

  Is this true? If so, the doc was rude to make him wait so long. emoticon

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TEDDYBEARGIRL 5/24/2013 4:42PM

    That was funny LOL

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CLOVER2 5/24/2013 12:13PM

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BELTONWALKER67 5/24/2013 9:25AM

    Good One! Thanks for the laugh of the day! emoticon emoticon emoticon

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MOMMA_BEAR_69 5/24/2013 12:03AM

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TWEETYKC00 5/23/2013 7:56PM


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DAZZEEDOO 5/23/2013 7:34PM

    Tee Hee!!!

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MELAMA210 5/23/2013 6:51PM


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BEFIT016 5/23/2013 6:40PM


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JOYINKY 5/23/2013 6:36PM

    I did see this one coming but sure can relate it to medical practices today too!

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LINDA! 5/23/2013 6:35PM


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BARBIE176 5/23/2013 6:07PM

    My husband was just told that his rash is the shingles so this blog caught my eye. I didn't see the joke coming, but it was cute.

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DLDMIL 5/23/2013 6:06PM


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GOOZLEBEAR 5/23/2013 3:04PM

    I read that before but still find it hilarious!!!!! emoticon

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