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Senior Moment

Thursday, May 23, 2013

S tore the ice cream in the oven.
E nter your PIN into the microwave.
N ag your adult children about anything.
I nsist someone stole your car, only to remember you took the bus.
O bserve a stranger's tatoo, and criticize it--loudly.
R un to answer the cuckcoo clock.

M ake small talk with yourself.
O pen a can of soup when you meant to fry an egg.
M aintain you're right--whether you're right or not.
E nter a room, then ask yourself why you're there.
N ame all your prescriptions when anyone asks, "How are you?"
T hank the Lord your senior moments are what they are--moments!
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PMAY0313 5/26/2013 2:29PM

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JANIEWWJD 5/25/2013 10:42PM

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WIO_ALISA 5/25/2013 7:33PM

    Happily, I don't resemble those yet... at least I don't think I do.
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SPARKCHANTAL 5/25/2013 4:47AM

    remember the good ol' days, when you always knew where the phone was?
or the post office?
never mind knowing where the car is!

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GEORGE815 5/24/2013 9:34PM

    Any senior moment is better than the alternative.

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GAYLE-G-63 5/24/2013 9:11PM

    I'll have to e-mail this list to my mother!!! LOL

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KIPPER15 5/24/2013 8:51PM

    Been there, done most of that. :)

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LEW0213 5/24/2013 10:47AM

    The second E is the one I've done too many times. I gather the first N is Nag??

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OWL_20 5/24/2013 8:02AM

    Omigosh, I tried returning a doctor's call and I kept getting a voice that said no messages can be left. My DH asked what number I was calling--I had placed the area code of a different state (where we used to live a million years ago) to the number and swore it was the right one. I tried calling without it and voila, a real voice. Yikes. emoticon

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DARJR50 5/24/2013 7:29AM

  I resemble those remarks!!!!!

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TWEETYKC00 5/24/2013 4:54AM

    Love them!

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PHEBESS 5/24/2013 3:17AM

    Yeah, I tried to turn on a friend's "tv" with the remote - turned out I was aiming at the microwave........

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BUTEAFULL 5/24/2013 2:15AM

    I don't understand about the first N

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DEE107 5/24/2013 12:12AM

    lol

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MERRYMARY42 5/23/2013 11:50PM

    I recognize some of those- emoticon

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123ELAINE456 5/23/2013 10:33PM

  cute

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BROWNCOFIDDLER 5/23/2013 10:32PM

    I do some of these things!!! Thanks for the chuckles!

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ROCKYCPA 5/23/2013 10:06PM

    Cute!

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NANCYPAT1 5/23/2013 7:39PM

    This was really cute and pretty on point on some of them

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KMICHA 5/23/2013 5:02PM

    Cute!!!

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TXTOAD9970 5/23/2013 3:23PM

    very cute - I'm not quite a senior, but I can still relate to several of these. WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?!? I'll tell you what it means, somewhere, my mother is laughing to herself...
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RONNIEHUEY 5/23/2013 1:04PM

    I try not to lose my car in the parking lot.At least once a month my truck tricks me and moves to a different parking space and waits for me to find it. emoticon

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DESERTDREAMERS 5/23/2013 12:47PM

    I pretend I'm talking to my pets when I'm thinking out loud.

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JEANNETTE59 5/23/2013 11:47AM

  If I could find my glasses, I'd look for my car keys emoticon

The good news is we're still here to laugh at ourselves emoticon

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TINY67 5/23/2013 11:44AM

    How about if you don't remember if you do any of those?

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GERIKRAGH 5/23/2013 11:33AM

    Thanks for reminding me!

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IDLETYME 5/23/2013 11:21AM

    I can certainly relate to several of those. emoticon

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SEAWILLOW 5/23/2013 11:08AM

    Lol

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GINA180847 5/23/2013 11:01AM

    I can easily admit to a few of those and I have never gotten to the point of INSISTING the car was stolen but have looked for it for hrs. and then realized I was in the wrong parking lot.

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PEG2584 5/23/2013 10:56AM

    I do have a tendency to talk to myself and I often go into a room and forget why. But I REFUSE to believe I'm anywhere close to being a senior, and I don't care what anyone else says because I know i'm right.

It did make me chuckle, tyring to see if I did any of those things. emoticon

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