Thursday, May 23, 2013
S tore the ice cream in the oven.
E nter your PIN into the microwave.
N ag your adult children about anything.
I nsist someone stole your car, only to remember you took the bus.
O bserve a stranger's tatoo, and criticize it--loudly.
R un to answer the cuckcoo clock.
M ake small talk with yourself.
O pen a can of soup when you meant to fry an egg.
M aintain you're right--whether you're right or not.
E nter a room, then ask yourself why you're there.
N ame all your prescriptions when anyone asks, "How are you?"
T hank the Lord your senior moments are what they are--moments!