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Today's joke


Wednesday, May 22, 2013

An 80 year old man is having his annual checkup at his doctor's office. He says to the doctor, "I've never felt better in my whole life. In fact, I have a 20 year old bride who's pregnant and having my child. What do you think of that!!

The doctor thinks for a second and then says, "Let me tell you a story. I know this guy who's an avid hunter. He never misses a hunting season. But one day he's in a hurry to go hunting and accidentally grabs his umbrella instead of his rifle.

So he's in the woods and suddenly a giant grizzly bear appears out of nowhere. He raises his umbrella, points at the bear, squeezes the handle and the bear drops dead in front of him. What do you think of that?"

The old man says, "That's impossible. Someone else must have shot that bear!"

" Exactly " says the doctor.
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SHARJOPAUL 5/24/2013 10:31AM

    LOL

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PURPLELVR7 5/24/2013 6:57AM

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SENATOR9 5/23/2013 3:16PM

    There is some 80 year old who can still shoot the bears emoticon

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KATHRYNLP 5/23/2013 9:02AM

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IMREITE 5/23/2013 12:51AM

    bad but funny

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MCJULIEO 5/23/2013 12:30AM

    That umbrella was LOADED!

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DOVESEYES 5/22/2013 11:36PM

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CASTIRONLADY 5/22/2013 10:41PM

    Great joke! Keep being funny! emoticon

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IDLETYME 5/22/2013 7:32PM

    Oops! emoticon

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WILSONWR 5/22/2013 7:16PM

    That was good!

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BESCATS 5/22/2013 6:51PM

    I guess the doctor made his point. emoticon


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TWEETYKC00 5/22/2013 5:50PM

    lol

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MSLZZY 5/22/2013 5:45PM

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JULIA_211 5/22/2013 5:09PM

    YIKES! That was cold of the doctor! emoticon

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COLLEENROSTE 5/22/2013 4:37PM

    you got me laughing

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