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From The American Association Of Retired People


Wednesday, May 22, 2013

Q: Where can men over the age of 60 find younger women who are interested in them?

A: Try a bookstore under fiction.


Q: What can a man do while his wife is going through menopause?

A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement. When you're done you'll have a place to live.


Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 60-plus year old husband?

A: Tell him you're pregnant.


Q: How can you avoid that terrible curse of the elderly wrinkles?

A: Take off your glasses.


Q: Why should 60-plus year old people use valet parking?

A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.


Q: Is it common for 60-plus year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?

A: Storing memory is not a problem. Retrieving it is the problem.


Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?

A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.


Q: Where should 60-plus year olds look for eye glasses?

A: On their foreheads.


Q: Leading cause of dimished sex drive among senior citizens?

A: Nudity.


Q: What is the most common remark made by 60-plus year olds when they enter antique stores?

A: "Gosh, I remember these!"


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EHLIFESSHORT 5/26/2013 12:47AM

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MARGEMF 5/23/2013 10:17PM

    Very cute & very true. emoticon

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MISSDAISY23 5/23/2013 2:02PM

    Thank you! I think I am already on my way there! emoticon

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ELSCO55 5/22/2013 11:46PM

    Cute

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JESSICABOOTY 5/22/2013 6:04PM

    Eek! I'm over 60 so I guess I'd better stay out of old junk stores. Might find some precious item from my youth!!! Great laughs.

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1CRAZYDOG 5/22/2013 5:20PM

    That last one is hilarious! I DO remember lots of the things in antique shops now-a-days!

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FLAME42 5/22/2013 4:14PM

    Way too many of these hit home, in fact my husband is sleeping very soundly right now. It is 3 in the afternoon.
The antique store one really is true.

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PATTISTAMPS 5/22/2013 3:46PM

    Tee hee hee... I think I AM those people!

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PATTISTAMPS 5/22/2013 3:46PM

    Tee hee hee... I think I AM those people!

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TXTOAD9970 5/22/2013 3:31PM

    great ones - I am going to pass this on to my mother!
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MNNICE 5/22/2013 3:22PM

    Much appreciated by someone who is going to turn 60 in less than 2 week! Good thing I can still laugh at myself!

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*RENEAT* 5/22/2013 3:08PM

    Great laughs! Thanks!

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