Tuesday, May 21, 2013
I am truly perplexed that so many of my friends are against another mosque being built in Tasmania, Australia. I think it should be the goal of every Australian to be tolerant regardless of their religious beliefs. Thus, the mosque should be allowed, in an effort to promote tolerance.
That is why I also propose that two nightclubs be opened next door to the mosque, thereby promoting tolerance from within the mosque. We could call one of the clubs, which would be gay, "The Turban Cowboy, " and the other a topless bar called "You Mecca Me Hot."
Next door should be a butcher shop that specializes in pork,
and adjacent to that an open-pit barbecue pork restaurant, called " Iraq o' Ribs."
Across the street there could be a lingerie store called "Tasmania Keeps Nothing Secret," with sexy mannequins in the window modelling the goods.
Next door to the lingerie shop there would be liquor store called "Morehammered."
Don't ya just love that name?
All of this would encourage Muslims to demonstrate the very same tolerance they demand of us, so their mosque issue would not be a problem for others.
Yes we should always promote tolerance.