Monday, May 20, 2013
A frustrated old spinster had read in a woman’s magazine that the bigger the man’s feet, the bigger his privates.
This piece of information was still in her mind when two days later a tramp came to the door with the biggest feet she had ever seen.
Quick as a flash, she invited him in and proceeded to wine and dine him before taking him up to bed.
The next day as he was leaving she shouted at him crossly, “Next time,
wear shoes that fit you.”