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Monday, May 20, 2013

Ten Excellent and Funny Thoughts About Walking

Walking 20 minutes can add hours to your life. This enables you at 85 years old to spend an additional 5 months in a nursing home at $8000 per month.
My grandfather started walking five miles a day when he was 60.........................Now he's 97 years old and we don't know where he is.

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

I have to walk early in the morning, before my brain figures out what I'm doing.

I joined a health club last year, spent about 450 dollars. Haven't lost a pound.
Apparently you have to go there.

Every time I hear the dirty word "exercise",
I wash my mouth out with chocolate.

I do have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.

If you are going to try cross-country skiing,
start with a very small country.

I know I got a lot of exercise the last few years....................just getting over the hill.

Every time I start thinking too much about how I look,
I just find a "Happy Hour" and by the time I leave, I think I look just fine.
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ANNEBURNELL 5/22/2013 11:32AM

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GAYLLYNNE 5/22/2013 6:40AM

    Thanks for the morning smile!

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FLAMENM 5/21/2013 11:48PM

    A laugh a day ....

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TXMEMAW6 5/21/2013 9:59AM

    Thanks for starting my day off with a laugh. Keep them coming!

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KACAR51 5/21/2013 7:52AM

    Thanks for sharing! emoticon

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OVERACTIVEELBOW 5/21/2013 6:48AM

    The first one makes you wonder about living healthy ?!?! Maybe, but not for long. 'Cuz you will just end up there sooner if you are not living healthy. Whew, I almost gave up, but fast talked myself back to living my goal.... "A HEALTHY LIFE-STYLE".
I know these were jokes and they did make me smile.
Audra

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SKINNYROBIN100 5/21/2013 12:27AM

    Very funny...I resemble some of these!!!! emoticon

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OVERACTIVEELBOW 5/20/2013 5:33PM

    Thanks for the smiles and chuckles.
Audra

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KATHARINEBRAY 5/20/2013 5:10PM

    ITS GOOD TO HAVE A SENSE emoticon OF HUMOR

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BESCATS 5/20/2013 4:14PM

    Those are great, love them. emoticon

I even know a few people who follow some of them. emoticon

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SANDRALEET 5/20/2013 4:00PM

    Yes we are hear to enjoy our life Like whot we do then the chance to do it increases

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PATRICIA441 5/20/2013 3:50PM

  These are great. Always good to laugh each day makes even the darkest day much brighter! Pray things are working out for you!

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23KAIYA 5/20/2013 3:36PM

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cute, thank you for sharing!

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JANUT57 5/20/2013 3:29PM

  emoticon fun to read!

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LILPAT3 5/20/2013 3:27PM

    Too cute!

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