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Monday, May 20, 2013

A great way to lose weight is to eat while you are naked and standing in front of a mirror. Restaurants will always throw you out before you can eat too much.

Will's Funny Fitness Workout

The Doctor has told Will that he should start a fitness programme.

........and Will, not wanting to harm his old, rather corpulent, body, has decided to put the following weekly regimen into practise:

Day 1

Beat around the bush several times
Jump to conclusions all the time
Climb the walls
Wade through the daily paper from start to finish

Day 2

Drag my heels constantly
Push my luck all the time
Make mountains out of mole hills
Hit the nail on the head regularly

Day 3

Bend over backwards
Jump onto the latest bandwagon
Run around in circles all day

Day 4

Advise the Prime Minister how to run the country
Blow my own trumpet constantly
Pull out all the stops for just today
Add fuel to the fire

Day 5

Open a can of worms
Put my foot in my mouth regularly
Start the ball rolling often
Go over the edge in the evening

Day 6

Pick up the pieces
Raise the roof
Lift a pint many times
Skip the washing up

Day 7

Kneel in prayer
Bow my head in thanksgiving
Raise my hands in praise
Hug and cuddle someone and encourage them
What an amazing workout!

Member Comments About This Blog Post:
GAYLLYNNE 5/22/2013 6:41AM

    Sounds like me!!!

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TXMEMAW6 5/21/2013 9:56AM

    Sounds like my kind of workout emoticon
Thanks for the good laugh!

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FITMARY 5/21/2013 8:00AM

    Ha, ha! You got me laughing! Thanks!

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KACAR51 5/21/2013 7:54AM

    emoticon Thanks!

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LINOVER 5/20/2013 6:05PM

    I've done so many of these in the past but did not realize I could have said they were part of a workout plan (smile) emoticon

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    I like this plan emoticon

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23KAIYA 5/20/2013 3:34PM

    I'm on the same program! just kidding emoticon

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