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Monday Assortment

Monday, May 20, 2013

A real oldie, but goodie -

A woman had just gotten out of the shower when her doorbell rang. “Who is it?” she shouted.
“It’s the blind man,” the visitor answered. The woman decided that it didn’t matter if she opened the door without her clothes on, since the man couldn’t see. So she hurried over and flung the door open wide.
Shocked, the man said, “Um, I’m from the window treatments store. Where do you want me to put these blinds?”
How high can a penguin jump out of the water to get onto an iceberg?

6 to 6˝ feet.

In 2010, D. J. Goodson, an inmate at a Pennsylvania prison, sued reality-show stars Kourtney, Khloé, and Kim Kardashian for $75,000 on grounds of “extreme emotional distress.” The prisoner said other inmates wanted to watch Keeping Up with the Kardashians on the prison lounge’s only TV, forcing him to sit through it, and he claimed the experience left him permanently scarred. (The case was thrown out of court.)
(I guess the prison doesn't have anything else to keep him busy, huh?)
World’s longest TV screen: The Hong Kong Jockey Club’s TV stretches 231 feet—about as long as a 747.

Member Comments About This Blog Post:
YMWONG22 6/7/2013 5:13AM

  Interesting on the longest TV. Is that the length of the race track? emoticon
Good joke of the "blind man".
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JIMDAB 5/20/2013 11:05AM


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NANCYRUBIO 5/20/2013 10:38AM

    If I had to watch the "K" show---I would be happy to be alone in my cell with no TV.

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GAYLE-G-63 5/20/2013 10:17AM


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TWEETYKC00 5/20/2013 7:18AM

    good stuff.

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GLUECIPHER 5/20/2013 7:14AM


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CAT609 5/20/2013 7:09AM

    Very interesting!

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