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Camping Tips


Thursday, May 16, 2013

- Get even with a bear who raided your food bag by kicking his favorite stump apart and eating all the ants.

- A hot rock placed in your sleeping bag will keep your feet warm. A hot enchilada works almost as well, but the cheese sticks between your toes.

- The best backpacks are named for national parks or mountain ranges. Steer clear of those named for landfills.

- When camping, always wear a long-sleeved shirt. It gives you something to wipe your nose on.

- Take this simple test to see if you qualify for solo camping. Shine a flashlight into one ear. If the beam shines out the other ear, do not go into the woods alone.

- A two-man pup tent does not include two men or a pup.

- A potato baked in the coals for one hour makes an excellent side dish. A potato baked in the coals for three hours makes an excellent hockey puck.

- In emergency situations, you can survive in the wilderness by shooting small game with a slingshot made from the elastic waistband of your underwear.
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BARCLE 5/16/2013 4:16PM

    These were hilarious - love 'em emoticon

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NAYPOOIE 5/16/2013 11:09AM

    Don't knock underwear elastic. Mythbusters built a crossbow with it.

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WOUBBIE 5/16/2013 10:20AM

    XD

Posting this on our Troop website right now!

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DALID414 5/16/2013 9:22AM

    emoticon

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HELEN_BRU 5/16/2013 9:12AM

    funny!

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LOSIN_IT4GOOD 5/16/2013 2:58AM

    Ha Ha! Fun stuff! emoticon

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COLLEENROSTE 5/16/2013 2:40AM

    good to know-- never been much of a camper haha

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