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Bird Flu


Wednesday, May 15, 2013




The Center for Disease Control has released a list of symptoms of bird flu. If you experience any of the following, please seek medical treatment immediately:

1. High fever
2. Congestion
3. Nausea
4. Fatigue
5. Aching in the joints
6. An irresistible urge to crap on someone's windshield.


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TEXASFILLY 5/18/2013 12:45PM

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DOGMOMMA2THREE 5/18/2013 7:07AM

    Somedays I'd love to be that bird!

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IMEMINE1 5/17/2013 5:30AM

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WINE4GIRL 5/16/2013 9:03AM

    i was with you till you got to "windshield"...
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HIKETOHEIGHTS 5/15/2013 10:33PM

    Big lol, more like rotflmao

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JEANNETTE59 5/15/2013 12:13PM

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TIME4COFFEE 5/15/2013 10:17AM

    I think a bird with a good case of it already found my windshield...

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LJOYCE55 5/15/2013 9:08AM

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GOANNA2 5/15/2013 9:03AM

    Ha, got me! emoticon

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HELEN_BRU 5/15/2013 8:56AM

    You fooled me too! emoticon

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LODESTONE 5/15/2013 8:53AM

    Knowing you, there had to be a kicker somewhere! hehehe

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LINDAKAY228 5/15/2013 8:41AM

    Oh that's funny! Thought it was serious until the last line!

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SPARKCHANTAL 5/15/2013 8:22AM

    birdie birdie in the sky
why'd you do that in my eye?

aren't you glad that cows don't fly...

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PRINCHESSA 5/15/2013 8:04AM

    roflmao @ GIA_ROSY's response... so true!

So many windshields... so little time!

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GIA_ROSY 5/15/2013 7:59AM

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I've got bird flu cause I have the urge to crap on more than one person's windshield.
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CHERYLHURT 5/15/2013 7:55AM

  OK, thanks!

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