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Monday, May 13, 2013

You're so vain.

I'm vain.

We're all vain.

It's normal.

It's probably evolutionary.

After all, you smell better, your clothes or your skin are cleaner or nicer, you're more likely to attract a mate. You smell better, you take better care of your teeth, you live longer. You work out or, as they called it in cave times, you gather or hunt your own food, and you live better and stronger, and longer. You get yourself educated and it makes you happier and you get a better job and you're, again, more likely to attract a mate and you can afford better care and you live longer.

And there is absolutely nothing wrong with wanting any or all of these things.

Yet I saw, yet again, recently, someone going on about how plastic surgery is cheating, and diet assistance is wrong and somehow if WE DON'T SUFFER ENOUGH and WE DON'T WEAR THE SCARLET F FOR EVER AND EVER AND EVER then we are somehow, I dunno, unworthy.


Now, I am not advocating starving yourself. I am not advocating having surgeons cut you until you look like a cat, either. And I am certainly not advocating stupid acai berry or green tea scams.


Instead, what I am suggesting, is that you do what it takes to get you where you need to be. And if vanity is the key, then be vain.

Make yourself up in order to get the morning paper vain. 500 pairs of shoes in your closet vain. Put me on a reality show vain.

Do it.

Feel it.

Own it.

Make it work for you. Because anyone who tells you that there is exactly one way to do this, or that one way or another is somehow superior, they are lying, and should be called out as the lying liars that they are.


You wanna be a vegan? Be a vegan. You wanna eat like a caveperson? Then eat like one. You wanna get your cardio in by doing the polka? Then do the Goddamned polka.

What are the basics?

* Diet, as in watch your calories and your portion sizes, and you proportion your choices away from processed garbage and in the direction of real food that a human cooks, as opposed to a factory constructs.
* Exercise, as in you sweat and you get aches and you pant.
* Water, as in you drink it, and you visit the bathroom more than you're used to.
* Salt restriction, as in you read labels and you find yourself eating a lot more real food because sodium is put in for processing more times than you can shake a stick at.
* Weight training, as in you carry heavy stuff, whether it's weights at a gym or your groceries or your kids or the dog or a bunch of books or luggage but you do it and you stop using wheeled carts for most things and you get some aches from that but you go on and you do it anyway.

All of the details, all of the rest of it, is window dressing. And if you want to read about it, or blog about it, or think about it, have at it.

But it really just comes down to those few things and, in the end, motivation often comes down to vanity, or its products, or its effects.

But don't take my word for it.

Hell, you probably think this song is about YOU.
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    No more wheeled carts at the market? What a concept. I can do that.

    And I can be vain too. Yes I think this blog is about me. Yahoo. Another reason for my list of benefits of losing weight. Thanks Sistah!
    1714 days ago
    Terrific breaking down to the essentials of living a SPARKED life!

    And vanity is a wonderful muscle to build after all these years (for myself, at least...and I suspect I have MUCHO company!) of ripping myself up over perfectionistic and unrealistic standards!

    1715 days ago
    You so crack me up!

    And yes, vanity that keeps us from becoming size 58 is a good thing!
    1716 days ago
    emoticon I'm so vain.....I bet I think this blog is about me....I'm so vain!!! emoticon
    1716 days ago
    Vanity can be motivating. The key, as you said, is finding what works for each of us. There is no "one size fits all" approach.

    Well stated blog!
    1716 days ago
  • CODYG123
    Thanks for sharing and have a happy reality day. ;)
    1716 days ago
    Great blog and so true. emoticon
    1716 days ago
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