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Monday, May 13, 2013




An old lady passes away and finds herself in St.Peters office with him ready to fill in her entry documents.

She's answering all his questions when this ear splitting scream is heard from next door. old woman jumps up and says

“What in heaven's name was that'?” Mary asks, Peter says “Relax Mary, its just another soul getting the holes drilled in her back for her angels wings”

So they carry on. After a few minutes, another blood curdling scream is heard. Mary was now scared and says “Whats happening to that poor woman now?”

Peter says “Mary, relax,they're just drilling holes in her head for her golden halo.”

“Oh No” says Mary “If I knew it was going to be as sore as that I would have gone down below'”.

Peter said “Mary, you would not be happy down there, that place is full of rapists and sodomites'.

“I know that” said Mary “But I already have those holes drilled”





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YMWONG22 5/21/2013 4:30AM

  Gosh! Can't help myself but to LOL. Such dark humor.
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WINE4GIRL 5/14/2013 6:13AM

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GOOZLEBEAR 5/13/2013 9:11PM

    Oh my, ouch for sure!

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0309COOKIE 5/13/2013 6:31PM

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PDSLIM 5/13/2013 6:23PM

    ouch

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DESERTDREAMERS 5/13/2013 3:48PM

    Oh, noooo!

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MARYANN2323 5/13/2013 2:34PM

    You's bad! lol.

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PRINCHESSA 5/13/2013 10:51AM

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TIME4COFFEE 5/13/2013 10:48AM

    emoticon Goodness!

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LINDAKAY228 5/13/2013 9:26AM

    Oh my gosh! Wicked but funny!

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PAMBWS 5/13/2013 8:30AM

    That is funny. Oh, my I have a wicked sense of humour! emoticon

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SUGARBABY60 5/13/2013 8:26AM

    " I already have those holes drilled" ..... Oh dear!

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GARDENCHRIS 5/13/2013 6:54AM

    you are very bad!! emoticon

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TEXASFILLY 5/13/2013 6:18AM

    emoticon Ouch indeed! emoticon

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GOANNA2 5/13/2013 5:38AM

    Funny! emoticon

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GIA_ROSY 5/13/2013 5:06AM

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FLOWERDALEJEWEL 5/13/2013 4:54AM

   
Cold and wet, glad I'm inside

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SPARKCHANTAL 5/13/2013 4:39AM

    this is what we call 'galgenhumor', 'gallows humor'.
how's the weather over there?

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