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what happens in the garden

Sunday, May 12, 2013

"TBSnooz/Breaking News:

Veg-Evac personnel were dispatched early this morning to an undisclosed garden near Austin after receiving this call on the emergency line: "Git here nayow! Mah veggies'r diyd! mah purr purr veggies...Ah saw'r it with mah own ayes! They just lept right out of the sole and threw themself right thar' on the grayound! Thar's exes awn ther ayes ther diyd ah kintell. Noooo!"

Upon arrival at the scene the emergency personnel became suspicious of the owner of the garden not only because they couldn't pin down their accent, but because the plants appeared to have been sheared off at the soil line. When the authorities arrived they discovered a dull sharpie and a sharp pair of dull scissors on they-who-must-not-be-sane and issued the following statement: "These were bought locally."

They are still baffled over the accent.

This has been a TBSnooz breaking news alert. And remember: "TBS - for your Total BS"


Member Comments About This Blog Post:
DONNABRIGHT 5/18/2013 8:36PM


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LYNNIERN 5/17/2013 11:34PM

    emoticon I was already to post your bail for the veggicide!

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CAT-IN-CJ 5/13/2013 5:27PM

    Well, that sort of goes along with the headlines of the smoke jumpers who were dropping out of a plane to fight a wild fire and landed in the middle of a mexican cartel's major pot farm . . . .

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KALIGIRL 5/13/2013 9:11AM

    Takes all kinds....

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LESLIE_2B_LESS 5/13/2013 12:02AM


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    Silliness abounds....

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FIT4MEIN2013 5/12/2013 6:40PM

    Cute!! emoticon

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TWEETYKC00 5/12/2013 2:40PM

    oh no not the garden!

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BIGPAWSUP 5/12/2013 1:43PM


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