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The Story of Adam & Eve's Pets


Saturday, May 11, 2013



Adam and Eve said, 'Lord, when we were in the garden, you walked with us every day. Now we do not see you any more. We are lonesome here, and it is difficult for us to remember how much you love us.'

And God said, 'I will create a companion for you that will be with you and who will be a reflection of my love for you, so that you will love me even when you cannot see me. Regardless of how selfish or childish or unlovable you may be, this new companion will accept you as you are and will love you as I do, in spite of yourselves.'

And God created a new animal to be a companion for Adam and Eve.
And it was a good animal.
And God was pleased.

And the new animal was pleased to be with Adam and Eve and he wagged his tail

And Adam said, 'Lord, I have already named all the animals in the Kingdom and I cannot think of a name for this new animal.'

And God said, 'I have created this new animal to be a reflection of my love for you, his name will be a reflection of my own name, and you will call him DOG.'


And Dog lived with Adam and Eve and was a companion to them and loved them.

And they were comforted

And God was pleased.

And Dog was content and wagged his tail.


After a while, it came to pass that an angel came to the Lord and said, 'Lord, Adam and Eve have become filled with pride. They strut and preen like peacocks and they believe they are worthy of adoration. Dog has indeed taught them that they are loved, but perhaps too well.'


And God said, 'I will create for them a companion who will be with them and who will see them as they are. The companion will remind them of their limitations, so they will know that they are not always worthy of adoration.'

And God created CAT to be a companion to Adam and Eve.


And Cat would not obey them. And when Adam and Eve gazed into Cat's eyes, they were reminded that they were not the supreme beings.


And Adam and Eve learned humility.

And they were greatly improved.


And God was pleased . . .

And Dog was happy. . .


The Cat didn't give a crap one way or the other..


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WINE4GIRL 5/14/2013 6:14AM

    My neighbor's cat thinks its a dog!
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MARGARITTM 5/12/2013 7:54PM

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DESERTDREAMERS 5/12/2013 7:56AM

    Go, kitties!

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ARTJAC 5/12/2013 1:37AM

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GOANNA2 5/12/2013 12:03AM

    Really great. Thanks. emoticon

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BARBANNA 5/11/2013 7:01PM

    They are indep emoticon emoticon endent creatures and yet we truly love and adore them!

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LJOYCE55 5/11/2013 5:21PM

  perfect

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MARYANN2323 5/11/2013 3:44PM

    That is so true!! lol

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KAYDE53 5/11/2013 3:34PM

    I can believe this!! emoticon

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DRB13_1 5/11/2013 3:08PM

    Ah, pets...

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LINDAKAY228 5/11/2013 1:25PM

    Oh that's so cute! I do agree agree about the dogs (well I agree about the cats too) Dogs give us such unconditional love!

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TEXASFILLY 5/11/2013 12:08PM

    Bravo! Let's hear for the Good Lord's wisdom and His brilliance! *hug* BB~ emoticon emoticon

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MILLISMA 5/11/2013 11:46AM

    Ha, ha, ha!!!! So true! emoticon

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JEANNETTE59 5/11/2013 11:19AM

  And the reflection of CAT is TAC a short nail with a sharp point. The better to remind us that we are far from perfect! Point of fact my spelling of TACK, but I couldn't resist.

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OLDERDANDRT 5/11/2013 10:29AM

    Love this! And it sounds like it might have very well happened just that way! emoticon

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Ain't that just the way it is?!!

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GINA180847 5/11/2013 10:13AM

    I think that is exactly the way it happened!

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TIME4COFFEE 5/11/2013 10:10AM

    Very accurate description of dogs and cats.

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KATHRYNLP 5/11/2013 9:32AM

    That's why I prefer cats... emoticon

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LEW0213 5/11/2013 9:13AM

    So true. So true. I am honored to be loved by all my dogs................ and my cats.............sometimes. emoticon

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LODESTONE 5/11/2013 8:12AM

    And that's the truth! Cats are a law unto themselves. emoticon "You may kiss my paw"

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