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Where's the beef?

Friday, May 10, 2013

You may all remember this cute Wendy's commercial.

It was when I frequented Wendy's and other fast food places.

The place advertised "hot and juicy hamburgers,

which on reflection was so juicy because they were so greasy.

which of course required lots of napkins.

I used to get me a Single,

some medium fries,

and cancelled out the calories with a Diet Coke.

and of course, could not leave without a Frosty.

for a whopping 1200 calorie or more meal.

But that wasn't the worst of it.

When I was this big,

I used to go to a local place called Spangles,

and just for a snack, but what a snack!

It was a regular meal, but to me was just a snack.

with what was called a Mudslide to top it off.

And of course, a Diet Dr. Pepper cancelled out the calories that I just don't want to think about now.

to which I react this way.

even this way.

and now looking back, I say not "where's the beef?" but "where's the food?"

for the stuff I was eating was not food at all,

but poison.

which makes me so glad that I am free at last!

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