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Where's the beef?

Friday, May 10, 2013



You may all remember this cute Wendy's commercial.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=
Ug75diEyiA0


It was when I frequented Wendy's and other fast food places.

The place advertised "hot and juicy hamburgers,





www.youtube.com/watch?v=
LqTSkZXEfbg


www.youtube.com/watch?v=
ao8XDFNQ3Qk


which on reflection was so juicy because they were so greasy.



which of course required lots of napkins.



I used to get me a Single,



some medium fries,



and cancelled out the calories with a Diet Coke.



and of course, could not leave without a Frosty.



for a whopping 1200 calorie or more meal.



But that wasn't the worst of it.

When I was this big,



I used to go to a local place called Spangles,



and just for a snack, but what a snack!



It was a regular meal, but to me was just a snack.



with what was called a Mudslide to top it off.



And of course, a Diet Dr. Pepper cancelled out the calories that I just don't want to think about now.



to which I react this way.



even this way.



and now looking back, I say not "where's the beef?" but "where's the food?"



for the stuff I was eating was not food at all,



but poison.



which makes me so glad that I am free at last!





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