Angry Birds (224.1)
Friday, May 10, 2013
Every time I go outside my new apartment I am dive bombed by an angry bird who either doesn't want me to steal his eggs or who thinks my curly mess of hair would make good nesting material. Regardless, I have begun to fight back by flailing my arms around and I actually struck it the other day while its claws were entangled in my Medusa locks.
God has smote me by sending the scale up three pounds this week.
Alternatively, Chinese food, In and Out Burger, McDonald's and driving have smote me. I feel like a bloated little bag of sodium. This too shall pass.
I just measured my waist at 38.5, my hips at 48, so my WTH is .8, low risk. My BMI is 34 so I am Class I obese. I need to be 191 pounds to be overweight so that is the next goal!
Meanwhile, I will keep on Sparking in the free world/