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Dear Muffin Top...

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Friday, May 10, 2013

My Dearest Muffin Top,

I dislike you. The only thing you provide me with is mounting insecurity.

You make my jeans not fit - you like to runneth over my belt. You make dresses hug my curves in all the wrong places. When I laugh, it feels like you're mocking me when you jostle around.

I wish you would go away, failing to come back again another day.

You're just there - not paying rent, not helping with chores, not providing me with entertainment value, as any good tenant should do.

I'm sorry to be throwing this at you so abruptly, but it's been on my mind for so long and I needed to finally let it go.

I need to let you go.

Thank you for your companionship, for always being there for me in the past. But I've changed. I need to move on. I think you should do the same. What we have isn't healthy. When we're together, I'm not happy.

I wish you well in your future endeavors, but I think it's time we said goodbye. Our relationship has run its course. This time, it's not me. It's you.
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MONTREAL12 8/12/2013 10:58AM

  I avoid these; and really don't think about them; unless, I'm in the baked goods section of the store. Thank-you for sharing. emoticon

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MI-ELLKAYBEE 6/12/2013 8:01PM

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GEORGE815 5/30/2013 10:07PM

    Cute. Sometimes we just need a new plan of attack.

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KALEWINE 5/28/2013 3:40PM

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So funny and I agree. I need to write this letter to my muffin top.

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EFFRAYECHILDE 5/24/2013 8:06AM

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GRAMPIAN 5/22/2013 6:27AM

  E emoticon njoyed this.

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DONTGOAWAYMAD 5/21/2013 12:15PM

    Word... I hate mine too, LOL.

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LANNIEMANUEL 5/17/2013 6:05PM

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EG8383 5/17/2013 11:34AM

  love the blog, I too am trying to break up with my spare tire =) Thanks for writing this. It made me smile and chuckle. Good bye muffin top!!!!!

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KMRJPR 5/16/2013 3:13PM

    Wonderful letter to the muffin top. What a perfectly written "eviction" notice!!!

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DOTTY7267 5/16/2013 3:02PM

    Love it! Great blog.

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LADYJ6942 5/16/2013 10:19AM

    i WAS A WAY DEALING W/MY OWN ISSUES LAST WEEK AND MISSED THIS BUT IT IS SO VERY TRUE. IT TOO IS MY MOST DISLIKED AREA AS IT IS WITH MANY OF US. KEEP PUSHING

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ABUFFKIN 5/15/2013 4:46PM

    emoticon emoticon I need to send the same memo to mine.

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IMAGINE46 5/14/2013 3:28PM

  I loved this! Couldn't have said it better myself. emoticon

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BANDMOM2012 5/14/2013 8:22AM

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CM_GARDNER78 5/13/2013 11:51PM

    LOL - AMEN! That is 100% truth!! :-)

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HAPPYMENOW58 5/13/2013 5:41PM

    I soooo agreeI I CAN'T STAND my muffin top! It isssss looking a little smaller..... emoticon

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LISA_FRAME 5/13/2013 5:20PM

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DUSTYPRAIRIE 5/13/2013 3:11PM

    You are so creative with words. Great blog!

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TRAIRIGH 5/13/2013 11:57AM

    Very true!

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CHANGINGSAM 5/13/2013 11:07AM

    I love this! Mine needs to go too!

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INGBADEN 5/13/2013 8:10AM

    Well that made me smile on a Monday morning.

Thanks

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BEFEARLESSNOW 5/13/2013 7:35AM

    LMAO!! Thanks for the laugh this morning, awesome blog!!


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RAKRHYME 5/13/2013 12:00AM

    speaking of positive body image this is the perfect way to address the problem areas rather than shunning it...

great blog :) emoticon

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KIRSTENLYNN62 5/12/2013 11:50PM

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NOTSOFLUFFYDAD 5/12/2013 11:30PM

    Well Said!

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AWOOD1973 5/12/2013 10:53PM

    Love it! :)

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PCASEY7 5/12/2013 10:47PM

    Well said!

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LASKIE2 5/12/2013 9:45PM

    Well said, especially the not paying rent part.

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LASKIE2 5/12/2013 9:44PM

    Well said, especially the not paying rent part.

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FORMERCURVYLADY 5/12/2013 9:12PM

    This was just the laugh I needed to day. emoticon emoticon

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ONELILPEANUT1 5/12/2013 8:59PM

    Totally... I second that!

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FIRECOM 5/12/2013 8:17PM

    Damn straight advice and words. You have hit the nail on the head. Thanks.

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ZOE13O 5/12/2013 8:06PM

    Great blog! Thanks!

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BRASKIN 5/12/2013 7:05PM

  LOL!

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FIT4MEIN2013 5/12/2013 6:56PM

    Well done!

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MOMMYOF230 5/12/2013 5:28PM

  Very creative!!! Made me think more about enjoying my endeavor to loose inches than just pounds!!!!! Thank you!!!! emoticon

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AJB121299 5/12/2013 5:12PM

    Nice

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LADYVOLSFAN1954 5/12/2013 5:01PM

    emoticon that's exactly how I feel! emoticon

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    Hysterical!! Thanks for sharing. emoticon

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DIANITAH 5/12/2013 4:46PM

    LOL!

I have one word: Spanx!

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ADRIENALINE 5/12/2013 4:34PM

    Thanks fo rthe chuckle

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