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Thursday, May 09, 2013


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NITABEAN82 8/22/2013 3:53AM

    After reading this installment, I am sorry that I've been neglecting my sparkpeople.

That Bob is sure a keeper. So glad the boys did not discover the huge
purple vibrator. Although, I think I would love reading your take on that.

Thanks for the laugh!

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MNOT2THICK 6/20/2013 11:04PM

    What a sweetie Bob is. Congrats to him getting his dream job.

I almost choked when you mentioned the purple monster hidden in the couch. emoticon

Comment edited on: 6/20/2013 11:07:50 PM

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SHARON10002 6/6/2013 4:14PM

    Absotively, posolutely, loved this blog! Can you send Bob over to my house? If not, does he have a twin brother? What a nice neighbor! You are one lucky gal! When you get all of this work done, you're not going to want to leave! Now if you could just get the water company to be that responsive to your requests! emoticon

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NONIE_C 5/30/2013 2:41PM

    I love how I start laughing only one line into your blogs.
As usual, thank you for making my day!!!

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CHERYLE51 5/25/2013 7:46PM

    Happy Holiday weekend. emoticon

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BOOTYLISCIOUS3 5/24/2013 1:25AM

    Just dropping in to say Hi and Happy Friday! hope all is fantabulous your side. xxxxx

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KNITTINGNAN 5/13/2013 10:08PM

  OH YES, this is exactly WHY I have returned to the Sparks program after abandoning it for a few months. I temporarily forgot how inspirational you are, making me feel like a relatively normal person. I mean at least I don't pee in the sink or sleep on a laminate floor only to be awakened by a cat licking my nipple!!!! Thank you for being here for me! emoticon

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MAIA2011 5/13/2013 12:45AM

  Nice censored title. Everyone is going to think it's about dead lifts and squats. Oh, is!

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SONYALATRECE 5/12/2013 11:35PM

    F.A.H! (funny as he--)

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MYOWNHERO 5/12/2013 9:01AM

    Make sure you tell Bob the internet people think he's awesome!

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GRACEISENUF 5/11/2013 11:46PM

    emoticon (for Bob).

emoticon emoticon emoticon (for YOU).

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JUNEAU2010 5/11/2013 10:18PM

    I'm speechless!

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LINDA! 5/11/2013 9:46PM

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NISSANGIRL 5/11/2013 1:31PM

    emoticon wish I had neighbors like yours!!! emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon

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MYRTROSE 5/10/2013 8:32PM

    I'm sorry, your neighbor's name was what, Mother freaking Teresa?
Am I the only one that got a little teary at the end there? Wow, what an amazing guy.

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ANGGEL40 5/10/2013 12:30PM

    Girl you are something for sharing emoticon

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CMBELISLE 5/10/2013 11:42AM

    Loved it - you have an awesome neighbor!

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GOANNA2 5/10/2013 10:22AM

    Thanks for another great blog Teeny. I had a
good laugh. Loved it. Hope the bathroom is
finished and looking wonderful now. emoticon

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LOVESLIFE48 5/10/2013 7:19AM

    emoticon You must put these blogs in a book!! You would sell trillions!!! Keep being fabulous my friend!! Have an awesome weekend!! emoticon

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ALLYALLYT 5/10/2013 1:00AM

    you make me actually LOL and yea, you found your purple friend!

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CLPURNELL 5/10/2013 12:35AM


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WATERMELLEN 5/9/2013 9:28PM

    Your brand of hilarity should be illegal, really: serious danger of doing myself a harm yelping with laughter.

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JOYINKY 5/9/2013 8:20PM

    I thought it might make a difference in the name thing coming from my spark link instead of my email. Guess not. ???
Still a fun blog. I'll just have to keep my comments here. Hugs.

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BE-THE-CHANGE 5/9/2013 7:51PM

    I should have known better than to read this at work this afternoon!

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_LINDA 5/9/2013 7:13PM

    Another good one from the far side of reality!
Keep on being fantabulous sister!

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CRYSTALJEM 5/9/2013 7:01PM

    Priceless. Loved it. To answer your question about teen boys... Bribery with food post chore usually works around here. LOL

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TRI_BABE 5/9/2013 4:28PM

    Hahaha! emoticon

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1CRAZYDOG 5/9/2013 4:23PM

    l just laughed till I PEED! I have gong through 2 bathroom renovations and just KILL ME!!

HUGS hugs hugs.

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KASHMIR 5/9/2013 4:15PM

    OM Freekin' G!!! Remind me to NEVER read your blogs again at work!!!

Picture me Madly scrambling to reduce your window from the desktop, and bring up something appropriately work centered, when male co-worker saunters over to see what has me choking with laughter!

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L*I*T*A* 5/9/2013 3:53PM

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PICKIE98 5/9/2013 3:42PM

    Well, hey, you found Bob Jr, you got rid of your cat couch and you probably gave five salivating teenage boys enough fodder for several weekend parties. YOu might have to spend that $$ on 'ol Bob and his family! How about ordering pizzas anonymously for them some Friday night? Like a dozen of them with dessert???

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X5X52000 5/9/2013 3:38PM


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GRACEOMALLEY 5/9/2013 3:27PM

Thanks for the laughter! emoticon

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TRAINER_T 5/9/2013 3:05PM


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KATHRYN1955 5/9/2013 1:27PM

    Who needs a husband (or any sort of co-habiting partner) when you have that great neighbour and your newly-found purple friend!! Rather makes the whole marriage issue redundant, doesn't it??!!
By the time you get your house all ready to sell, you may decide to keep it!
Take care,

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SUSANNAH31 5/9/2013 12:41PM

    Sounds like you have really good neighbors! And they really like you!
So that means they have good judgment too.

Thanks for the latest hilarious installment of your life's adventures.

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DALID414 5/9/2013 12:36PM

    I hate when people refuse my money! Especially for doing stuff I detest doing! I'm paying you exactly just how much I hate doing the job myself!

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LATTELEE 5/9/2013 12:32PM


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BACKTOME10 5/9/2013 12:27PM

    You, gorgeous lady....can always make me laugh!!!!

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