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Joke of the Week

Thursday, May 09, 2013

Mother to daughter advice:

Cook a man a fish and you feed him for a day.
But teach a man to fish and you get rid of him for the whole weekend.


A mother mouse and a baby mouse are walking along when suddenly a cat attacks them. The mother mouse shouts, "BARK!" and the cat runs away.

The mother mouse says to her baby, "Now do you see why it's important to
learn a foreign language?"


emoticon Yeah for mothers everywhere.
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BECKYSFRIEND 5/12/2013 8:18AM

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HUNGRYWOMAN2 5/10/2013 11:42AM

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-LINDA_S 5/10/2013 7:55AM

    Thanks, Anna!

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WENDYJM4 5/10/2013 7:15AM

    good one Anna

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ARTJAC 5/10/2013 1:20AM

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ANGELA76H 5/10/2013 12:54AM

    These are great!

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WORKOUTWITHPAM 5/10/2013 12:51AM

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SCOOTER4263 5/9/2013 8:06PM

    That first one made me LOL, and I admit to being a tough audience. Thank you!

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ALEXSGIRL1 5/9/2013 7:45PM

    perfect time for the first joke. the husband drove three hours last Saturday , gas food beer, for a deep sea trip winds and high seas cancelled . so he is going on mothers day and regular fishing on Saturday and and all day Monday lol . have a great weekend and thanks for the laughs

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SUSIEPH1 5/9/2013 5:45PM

    Good one Anna ! . Hugs Susie xxx emoticon emoticon

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1BEACHWALKER 5/9/2013 3:56PM

    I think I may get my husband to go fishing! Hehehe emoticon emoticon

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MORTICIAADDAMS 5/9/2013 2:31PM

    LOL!! Love them!

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IDLETYME 5/9/2013 12:52PM

    Love it - that's so cute!!! emoticon

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PHATPAT18 5/9/2013 11:16AM

    Cute!

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KELPIE57 5/9/2013 11:08AM

    I might even try to use them in class..... as a teacher of a foreign language! emoticon emoticon

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SLIMMERJESSE 5/9/2013 8:55AM

    Thanks for the smiles.

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0309COOKIE 5/9/2013 8:30AM

    That was a good one!

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KKKAREN 5/9/2013 8:16AM

    cute!

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CALLIECURTIS5 5/9/2013 8:14AM

    Very cute jokes...it brought a smile.. emoticon

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KITT52 5/9/2013 8:04AM

    I agree so very cute....

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SANDICANE 5/9/2013 8:02AM

    Tee hee hee

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