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Joke of the Week

Thursday, May 09, 2013

Mother to daughter advice:

Cook a man a fish and you feed him for a day.
But teach a man to fish and you get rid of him for the whole weekend.

A mother mouse and a baby mouse are walking along when suddenly a cat attacks them. The mother mouse shouts, "BARK!" and the cat runs away.

The mother mouse says to her baby, "Now do you see why it's important to
learn a foreign language?"

emoticon Yeah for mothers everywhere.
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