Joke of the Week
Thursday, May 09, 2013
Mother to daughter advice:
Cook a man a fish and you feed him for a day.
But teach a man to fish and you get rid of him for the whole weekend.
A mother mouse and a baby mouse are walking along when suddenly a cat attacks them. The mother mouse shouts, "BARK!" and the cat runs away.
The mother mouse says to her baby, "Now do you see why it's important to
learn a foreign language?"
Yeah for mothers everywhere.