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That's Not The Way You Play The Bagpipes


Thursday, May 09, 2013



Guy walks into a bar with an octopus. He sits the octopus down on a stool and tells everyone in the bar that this is a very talented octopus. He can play any instrument in the world. He will bet $50 on it.

A guy walks up with a guitar and sits it beside the octopus. The octopus starts playing better than Jimi Hendrix. So the man pays his $50.

Another guy walks up with a trumpet. The octopus plays the trumpet better than Dizzy Gillespie. So the man pays his $50.

A third guy walks up with bagpipes. He sits them down and the octopus fumbles with it for a minute and sets it down with a confused look.

"Ha!", the man says, "Can't you play it?"

The octopus looks up at the man and says "Play it? I'm going to make love with it as soon as I get these pajamas off!


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ARTJAC 5/10/2013 1:33AM

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CHERIRIDDELL 5/9/2013 11:51PM

    I have to tell my bagpipe playing daughter that one !!!

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    Thanks for sharing! Hugs! emoticon

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LKEITHO 5/9/2013 10:50AM

    Cute!

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Good one!!

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TIME4COFFEE 5/9/2013 8:56AM

    emoticon Goodness! Poor confused octopus.

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DESERTDREAMERS 5/9/2013 8:45AM

    *big smile*

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GIA_ROSY 5/9/2013 8:40AM

    That started my day with a smile. emoticon

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WINE4GIRL 5/9/2013 8:10AM

    Poor octopus!

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LODESTONE 5/9/2013 8:07AM

    emoticon Loved it!

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PAMBWS 5/9/2013 7:18AM

    I can understand the octopus's confusion...

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YMWONG22 5/9/2013 7:00AM

  That is so funny. Thanks for the laugh at the end of a long day.
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KERRIELYNN719 5/9/2013 6:53AM

    Oh thank you for a laugh so early in the morning...it was needed

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MARYJOANNA 5/9/2013 5:29AM

  A talking octopus--how about that?

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SPARKCHANTAL 5/9/2013 5:05AM

    oh my heart goes out to this poor octopus

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