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45 oxymorons-- enjoy

Wednesday, May 08, 2013

45. Act naturally

44. Found missing

43. Resident alien

42. Advanced BASIC

41. Genuine imitation

40. Airline Food

39. Good grief

38. Same difference

37. Almost exactly

36. Government organization

35. Sanitary landfill

34. Alone together

33. Legally drunk

32. Silent scream

31. Living dead

30. Small crowd

29. Business ethics

28. Soft rock

27. Butt head

26. Military intelligence

25. Software documentation

24. New classic

23. Sweet sorrow

22. Child Proof

21. "Now, then ..."

20. Synthetic natural gas

19. Passive aggression

18. Taped live

17. Clearly misunderstood

16. Peace force

15. Extinct life

14. Temporary tax increase

13. Computer jock

12. Plastic glasses

11. Terribly pleased

10. Computer security

9. Political science

8. Tight slacks

7. Definite maybe

6. Pretty ugly

5. Twelve-ounce pound cake

4. Diet ice cream

3. Working vacation

...And the number 1 oxymoron is..
1. Microsoft Works


I copied this list from WALLAHALLA. thanks!
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ADAPTOR 5/10/2013 12:14PM

    Nice, the truth of it all is what makes it so funny.

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KBEHNKE81 5/9/2013 9:27PM

    I've had to explain a few of those to my ESL student. Now that's difficult!

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BELDONDOG1 5/9/2013 9:19PM

    I love them--thanks for sharing!!

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  LOL!!! God Blessings to Everyone. Have a Marvelous Day. Take Care. Hugs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Hahah, these are so great!!

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    Cute!

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    LOL

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FUSCHIA6 5/8/2013 10:59PM

    Best thing I ever read in a patient's chart: Lives alone with wife.
I still love your pansies. Thanks for the laugh Chris!

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Thanks for a good laugh today!

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    GREAT

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    LOL

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    LOL, also jumbo shrimp!!

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    Love it!!

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    This is great - thanks for sharing it

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    LOL I love this! Thanks!!!!

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    I always loved... adult male :)

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