When you meet a woman for the first time, what do you look at?
Wednesday, May 08, 2013
Let me guess: the fat pads behind her knees?
Oh, maybe it's her saddlebags?
What do you mean, you look at her eyes? And her mouth? You watch her talking, her laughing, her hands as she gestures?
You're not trying to figure out if you can pinch two inches on her triceps?
It would never occur to you?
Because you're really interested in what she has to say, and besides, no one over the age of eight really cares about stuff like that, anyway?
Thank you. That's a relief. Maybe I'll wear shorts today.