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When you meet a woman for the first time, what do you look at?

Wednesday, May 08, 2013

Let me guess: the fat pads behind her knees?
Oh, maybe it's her saddlebags?
What do you mean, you look at her eyes? And her mouth? You watch her talking, her laughing, her hands as she gestures?
You're not trying to figure out if you can pinch two inches on her triceps?
It would never occur to you?
Because you're really interested in what she has to say, and besides, no one over the age of eight really cares about stuff like that, anyway?
Thank you. That's a relief. Maybe I'll wear shorts today.

Member Comments About This Blog Post:
MARY1313 5/9/2013 12:57AM

    HAHAHAHAHA!!! Love this!


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PHEBESS 5/9/2013 12:10AM

    LOL - so true!!!!

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ECOAGE 5/8/2013 8:47PM

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FELINEBETTER 5/8/2013 4:06PM

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You kill me! lol You Go Girl!

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MARGARITTM 5/8/2013 12:26PM


I'll wear shorts too!

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IFDEEVARUNS2 5/8/2013 11:57AM


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ERIN_POSCH 5/8/2013 11:43AM

    i enjoyed your post. thank you.

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