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The Titanic Test

Tuesday, May 07, 2013

The Titanic Test

Recently a teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter informed them that in order to get into Heaven, they would each have to answer one question.

St. Peter addressed the teacher and asked, "What was the name of the ship that crashed into the iceberg? They just made a movie about it."

The teacher answered quickly, "That would be the Titanic." St.Peter let him through the gate.

St. Peter turned to the garbage man and, figuring Heaven didn't REALLY need all the odors that this guy would bring with him, decided to make the question a little harder: "How many people died on the ship?"

Fortunately for him, the trash man had just seen the movie, and answered, "1,228."

"That's right! You may enter."

St. Peter then turned to the lawyer. "Name them."
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IRISHEI 5/10/2013 8:15AM

    Funny. If you need a good lawyer and find him, make sure to keep him. They
always get a bad rap, but someone has to do this kind of work. I have a few friends and relatives that are good lawyers. emoticon

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    LOL!

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    Sometimes I almost feel sorry for lawyers!
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(My friend Mel sent me this blog, you two are just about as funny as each other!)
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    Too, too funny!!! emoticon

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    Awesome.

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LMMIMI 5/7/2013 10:59PM

    emoticon good one!

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MSLZZY 5/7/2013 9:09PM

    Oh, so funny! Thanks for sharing!!!!!

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MEWHENRYSMAMA 5/7/2013 9:03PM

    LOL, thanks!
Hope you are having a good week!
Hugs!

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    Very Funny. Thanks for the laugh.

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    Omigosh, too funny! Thanks for the chuckle!

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