Tuesday, May 07, 2013
I read an article that said the typical symptoms of stress are:
eating too much, impulse buying, and driving too fast.
Are they kidding? That is my idea of a perfect day!
I know what Victoria's Secret is.
The secret is that nobody older than 30 can fit into their stuff.
The best way to forget your troubles is to wear tight shoes...
The nice part about living in a small town is that when you
don't know what you're doing, someone else does.
Don't blame me, blame my Seniors magazine.